In a dazzling triumph for both marketing and quantum physics, Trump Mobile announced this week that it has secured a staggering 600,000 preorders for the Trump Phone—a device which, according to experts, continues to exist solely in the fragile ecosystem of Press Release Reality.

Despite the fact that no functioning models, prototypes, or even credible Photoshop renderings have been spotted outside of Mar-a-Lago’s guest Wi-Fi area, sales figures have reportedly rocketed past $60 million in deposits. A Trump Mobile spokesperson, who identified himself only as ‘Chief Hype Officer Bigly Smith,’ declared, “The Trump Phone is the biggest, most luxurious phone you’ve never seen. The mainstream media doesn’t want you to see it because you might faint from how great it is.”

Analysts remain divided on the device’s physical properties. “It’s like Schrödinger’s phone,” said tech analyst Reggie Parsnip. “It simultaneously breaks the internet and can’t connect to it.”

Early investor and self-described ‘patriot-entrepreneur’ Chet Lamberton explained his rationale: “Sure, I’ve never held it, but I can already feel the 5G freedom coursing through my veins whenever I close my eyes and wish.”

At press time, Trump Mobile CEO Donny T. Jr. assured customers that an actual phone may materialize soon, possibly as a limited edition ‘Unseen Collector’s Box’ featuring a complimentary photo of the device’s alleged blueprint. “We’re not saying it’s invisible, but only real Americans believe in it,” he clarified.