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Grammys To Introduce New ‘Best Human Token Contribution’ Award As AI Dominates Music Industry

Larry LiteralistJune 2, 2026

The Grammys have introduced a new award acknowledging minimal human involvement in AI music, as most songs are now fully AI-generated.

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Meta Introduces New ‘Silent Whistleblower’ Program After Festival Panel Features 45 Minutes of Awkward Staring

Penny PunchlineJune 1, 2026

Meta's legal team forced Facebook whistleblower Sarah Wynn-Williams to remain entirely silent onstage during her Hay Festival panel, leading to an awkward, wordless event and sparking jokes about corporate transparency.

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Innovative Arduboy FX-C Lets Gamers Forget They’re Carrying It, Also Existence Entirely

Larry LiteralistMay 31, 2026

The wafer-thin Arduboy FX-C handheld is so compact that users routinely lose track of both the device and themselves, while enthusiastically defending the experience as revolutionary gaming.

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Americans Celebrate Independence from Wall Outlets as Anker Launches Wireless Charger Two-Pack for Less Than Price of Latte

Gloria HyperboleMay 30, 2026

Anker releases a two-pack of Qi2 wireless chargers for under $25, causing tech users nationwide to celebrate newfound freedom from expensive charging solutions.

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Consumers Flock to 2025 Motorola Razr Ultra for Authentic Experience of Paying Hundreds Less for Phone With Indistinguishable Flaws

Buck MulliganMay 29, 2026

Motorola slashes the price of its 2025 Razr Ultra, sparking a rush among savvy consumers thrilled to spend $699.99 on a phone nearly identical to the latest model, except in green.

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Sony Offers Up to 50% Off PS5 Games, Gamers Finally Able to Afford One Additional Microtransaction

Penny PunchlineMay 28, 2026

Sony announces up to 50% discounts on PS5 games during the Days of Play sale, delighting gamers with minor savings and renewed hope of affording in-game purchases.

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Americans Heroically Continue Shopping Memorial Day Sales Weeks After Holiday Ends, Experts Warn Crisis Now ‘Indefinite’

Buck MulliganMay 27, 2026

Americans are still aggressively shopping so-called Memorial Day deals long after the holiday has ended, with retail experts warning of a potential endless sales cycle.

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Americans Honor Fallen Soldiers By Buying Discount OLED TVs, Portable Grills, and Smart Bird Feeders

Chester P. NonsenseMay 26, 2026

Americans mark Memorial Day by flocking to major sales events, honoring fallen soldiers with frenzied purchases of discounted electronics and outdoor gear.

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Nation Honors Fallen Heroes by Buying 4K TVs and Bone-Conduction Headphones at Deep Discounts

Gloria HyperboleMay 25, 2026

Americans pay tribute to fallen soldiers this Memorial Day by scrambling to buy deeply discounted electronics and outdoor gear.

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Americans Honor Memorial Day Tradition of Deeply Discounted Televisions, Bluetooth Speakers, and the Fallen Prices They Represent

Larry LiteralistMay 24, 2026

Retailers nationwide are commemorating Memorial Day by slashing prices on electronics, encouraging Americans to honor fallen heroes with deeply discounted gadgets.

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