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Netflix Star Coach Shocked to Learn Calling Bosses ‘Idiots’ Bad for Career, Hopes ‘Last Chance U: HR Edition’ in Works

Gloria HyperboleSeptember 2, 2026

Buddy Stephens, the Netflix-famous college football coach, is fired after publicly insulting league officials, with reactions ranging from his own disbelief to calls for his job search to be filmed.

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D4vd Upgrades Legal Strategy, Swaps Celebrity Lawyers for ‘Popular TikTok Legal Tips and Public Defenders’

Penny PunchlineSeptember 1, 2026

Singer D4vd fired his private legal team and opted for public defenders and social media legal strategies while facing serious criminal charges.

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Little League World Series Final Now Only Available on 17 Streaming Services, 4 Blockchain Wallets, and Your Cousin’s Facebook Live

Chester P. NonsenseAugust 31, 2026

The 2026 Little League World Series Championship between Nevada and Curaçao will be broadcast on a bewildering array of streaming services and platforms, baffling fans and grandparents worldwide.

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NCAA Announces 2026-2027 Season Will Only Be Available to Watch on 17 Simultaneous Streaming Services and One Goat-Based AM Radio Station in Dublin

Buck MulliganAugust 30, 2026

The NCAA reveals that watching the 2026-2027 college football season will require fans to juggle multiple streaming subscriptions and tune in to an AM radio station operated by goats in Dublin.

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Man Posing as 49ers Player Surprises FBI by Successfully Completing Longest Passing Scheme in NFL History

Veronica TruthbombAugust 29, 2026

A man allegedly posed as a San Francisco 49ers player, using fake gear and phony videos to scam 26 women out of $1.3 million.

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UEFA Champions League Draw Mistakenly Pits PSG Against Both Manchester City and ‘That Other English Team’

Veronica TruthbombAugust 28, 2026

UEFA's Champions League draw has paired PSG with Manchester City and Aston Villa in a format that UEFA officials admit was partly inspired by confusion and a desire for novelty.

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Meta Agrees to $18 Billion Settlement, Asks States to Accept Payment in Metaverse Bucks

Gloria HyperboleAugust 27, 2026

Meta has agreed to an $18 billion settlement with U.S. states, proposing to pay the sum in its own digital currency and virtual goods.

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For Only $8, Inscryption Will Ruin Your Life More Cheaply Than Ever Before

Chester P. NonsenseAugust 26, 2026

Humble offers the mind-bending card game Inscryption at a deep discount, sparking widespread affordable existential crises among gamers everywhere.

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MLS Suspends All Security After Toddler Proves Absolutely Anyone Can Storm the Field

Larry LiteralistAugust 25, 2026

A toddler wandered onto the soccer field during an MLS game between Minnesota United and San Jose Earthquakes, causing a brief pause in play before being safely retrieved.

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Australia Bans ‘Halloween: The Game’ for Incentivising Drug Use, Remains Cool with Graphic Toilet Head Stompings

Veronica TruthbombAugust 24, 2026

Australia has banned 'Halloween: The Game' due to incentivised drug use, while approving its graphic violence and toilet-based executions.

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