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DHS Chief Announces New ‘Election Obedience Task Force’ to Ensure States Read Trump’s Mind at All Times

Larry LiteralistJuly 18, 2026

Homeland Security establishes a task force to punish states that fail to align perfectly with President Trump's election demands, following his unverified claims of foreign meddling.

Trump Vows To Stop Midterm Tampering By Personally Tampering With Midterms First

Gloria HyperboleJuly 18, 2026

President Trump announces his intention to prevent midterm tampering by personally tampering with the midterm elections first, sparking concern from critics and creative rationalizations from allies.

Homeland Security Secretary Confirms 2020 Election Decided by Shadowy Cabal of Wi-Fi Routers and Unattended Pizza Boxes

Chester P. NonsenseJuly 18, 2026

Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin reiterated Trump's 2020 election allegations, citing suspicious Wi-Fi routers and pizza boxes as key evidence during a press conference.

Kennedy Center Denies Floor Made Entirely of Melted Down Trump Steaks Was Politically Motivated

Buck MulliganJuly 17, 2026

Kennedy Center officials deny allegations that $8 million in Trump-era renovations were politically motivated, defending the controversial flooring contract as purely aesthetic and functional.

Leavitt Defends President’s Unwavering Devotion to 2020 Election Results: ‘He’s Just a Big History Buff’

Larry LiteralistJuly 17, 2026

White House press secretary Haley Leavitt defends President Trump’s decision to focus his primetime address on the 2020 election, citing his deep-rooted passion for reliving past victories.

GOP Senate Hopeful Proudly Endorsed By Man Who Married His Daughter, White Supremacy ‘Just A Bonus’

Buck MulliganJuly 17, 2026

Georgia Senate candidate Mike Collins faces scrutiny after it’s revealed his son-in-law is a white nationalist influencer, prompting Collins to clarify their close relationship is simply due to family ties.

Todd Blanche Swears He Only Knows Trump ‘From TV and the Occasional Mar-a-Lago Hot Tub Summit’

Buck MulliganJuly 16, 2026

Attorney general nominee Todd Blanche tries to assure senators of his independence by insisting his relationship with Donald Trump is limited to casual encounters, despite mounting evidence to the contrary.

Desperate Canada Launches Secret ‘Operation Maple Palm,’ Sends Citizens to Discipline American Teens

Larry LiteralistJuly 16, 2026

A Canadian woman was detained by ICE after allegedly slapping a Trump-supporting teen in New Jersey, sparking rumors of a covert Canadian campaign to discipline American youth.

Senate Prepares for ‘Come-to-Jesus’ Moment, Considers ID Requirement to Enter Voting Booth and All Golden Corrals

Penny PunchlineJuly 16, 2026

Republican senators introduce a plan to require extensive voter identification, including photo ID, trivia quizzes, and DNA samples, as part of new election integrity measures paired with grant funding for states.

Trump Ramps Up Legal Defense By Insulting Judge’s Family, Announcing Plan to Roast Courtroom on Next Netflix Special

Penny PunchlineJuly 15, 2026

After his arraignment, Donald Trump unveils a new legal strategy by publicly attacking the presiding judge and his family during a Mar-a-Lago speech.

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