DHS Chief Announces New ‘Election Obedience Task Force’ to Ensure States Read Trump’s Mind at All Times
Homeland Security establishes a task force to punish states that fail to align perfectly with President Trump's election demands, following his unverified claims of foreign meddling.
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DHS Chief Announces New ‘Election Obedience Task Force’ to Ensure States Read Trump’s Mind at All Times
Homeland Security establishes a task force to punish states that fail to align perfectly with President Trump's election demands, following his unverified claims of foreign meddling.
Trump Vows To Stop Midterm Tampering By Personally Tampering With Midterms First
President Trump announces his intention to prevent midterm tampering by personally tampering with the midterm elections first, sparking concern from critics and creative rationalizations from allies.
Homeland Security Secretary Confirms 2020 Election Decided by Shadowy Cabal of Wi-Fi Routers and Unattended Pizza Boxes
Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin reiterated Trump's 2020 election allegations, citing suspicious Wi-Fi routers and pizza boxes as key evidence during a press conference.
Sitges Film Festival Vows to Ignore All Filmmakers Named ‘Issa Lopez’ Until Another One Appears
Sitges Film Festival announces it will suspend attention to current genre filmmakers until a new Issa Lopez emerges to lead Latin American horror cinema.
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DHS Chief Announces New ‘Election Obedience Task Force’ to Ensure States Read Trump’s Mind at All Times
Homeland Security establishes a task force to punish states that fail to align perfectly with President Trump's election demands, following his unverified claims of foreign meddling.
Trump Vows To Stop Midterm Tampering By Personally Tampering With Midterms First
President Trump announces his intention to prevent midterm tampering by personally tampering with the midterm elections first, sparking concern from critics and creative rationalizations from allies.
Homeland Security Secretary Confirms 2020 Election Decided by Shadowy Cabal of Wi-Fi Routers and Unattended Pizza Boxes
Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin reiterated Trump's 2020 election allegations, citing suspicious Wi-Fi routers and pizza boxes as key evidence during a press conference.
Sitges Film Festival Vows to Ignore All Filmmakers Named ‘Issa Lopez’ Until Another One Appears
Sitges Film Festival announces it will suspend attention to current genre filmmakers until a new Issa Lopez emerges to lead Latin American horror cinema.
FIFA World Cup Final To Feature Traditional Presidential Selfie, Live Twitter Poll On Trophy Recipient
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