MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Former President Donald Trump and tech mogul Elon Musk have reportedly severed their once-legendary bromance after heated disagreements over the failed ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ and speculated plans for the nation’s first DOGE-backed space casino, sources close to both men confirm.

The rift, which began with a shouting match over who deserves credit for inventing the phrase ‘bigly’, escalated this week after Musk declined to personally launch the legislation into orbit from his backyard rocket pad. “I told Donald, if he wants a bill in space, he should at least fund my Mars McDonald’s first,” Musk allegedly texted to an anonymous Twitter user. “Frankly, he’s just jealous that I made money off memes.”

According to Mar-a-Lago insiders, Trump became “unusually miffed” when Musk refused to mint a commemorative Dogecoin depicting Trump in a returned Space Force uniform. “The president really wanted to pay off the national debt with Dogecoin NFTs of Melania riding a bald eagle,” a source identified only as ‘Barron T.’ revealed. “Elon said the blockchain couldn’t handle that level of greatness.”

Republican strategist Kellyanne Conway attempted mediation, offering to host joint negotiations on the platform formerly known as Twitter, but was rebuffed after Musk insisted on communicating exclusively through encrypted emojis. “Elon tried to send Trump a peace offering—a flamethrower engraved with ‘Covfefe’—but it was intercepted by Secret Service bots,” Conway lamented.

At press time, both parties agreed the friendship could be rekindled if Musk promises to finally build Trump’s long-promised ‘solar border wall…on the Moon.’