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Trump Clarifies Attacks on Judge’s Family: ‘I Thought It Was Bring Your Nepotism to Court Day’

Larry LiteralistJune 2, 2026

After his arraignment, Donald Trump cited a misunderstanding of court etiquette to explain why he publicly attacked the judge and his family during his Mar-a-Lago speech.

Grammys To Introduce New ‘Best Human Token Contribution’ Award As AI Dominates Music Industry

Larry LiteralistJune 2, 2026

The Grammys have introduced a new award acknowledging minimal human involvement in AI music, as most songs are now fully AI-generated.

Colombians Face Impossible Choice Between Candidate Who Promises Change and Candidate Who Also Promises Change, But Louder

Larry LiteralistJune 1, 2026

Colombians vote in a presidential election that pits the outgoing leader's ally against a pro-Trump candidate, both running on nearly identical promises of change.

NBA Game 7 Viewing Guide: How to Stream Spurs–Thunder for Free Without Destroying Your Marriage, Angering Your HOA or Breaking Several Federal Laws

Larry LiteralistMay 31, 2026

Desperate NBA fans scramble to stream Game 7 of Spurs-Thunder for free, risking marital strife, legal trouble, and community outrage in an escalating nationwide viewing crisis.

Innovative Arduboy FX-C Lets Gamers Forget They’re Carrying It, Also Existence Entirely

Larry LiteralistMay 31, 2026

The wafer-thin Arduboy FX-C handheld is so compact that users routinely lose track of both the device and themselves, while enthusiastically defending the experience as revolutionary gaming.

Disney Announces ‘Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu and the Search For Relevance’ Will Feature Entire Plot on TikTok

Larry LiteralistMay 30, 2026

Disney has announced that 'The Mandalorian and Grogu' will be released entirely through a series of TikTok clips in an effort to regain relevance after disappointing box office performance.

Israel, Lebanon Officials Agree to Meet in Same Building, Possibly Acknowledge Each Other’s Existence

Larry LiteralistMay 30, 2026

Israeli and Lebanese officials will convene in the same building and potentially acknowledge each other's presence, while a federal judge upholds Trump's order restricting mail-in voting to carrier pigeons.

FIFA Unveils New ‘Personal Organ Auction’ System for 2026 World Cup Tickets

Larry LiteralistMay 29, 2026

FIFA faces backlash and an official investigation after introducing an auction system for 2026 World Cup tickets that reportedly accepts bids in both cash and human organs.

Labor Unveils Plush Toy Strategy: Giraffe and Zebra to Lead Budget Talks After Treasury Staff Refuse to Wear Animal Onesies

Larry LiteralistMay 28, 2026

Labor MPs introduced plush toy mascots to help explain the federal budget, leading to widespread confusion and renewed calls for adult supervision in parliament.

Biden Sues Justice Department to Prevent Public Learning He Referred to Phone as ‘Record Player’ During Interview

Larry LiteralistMay 28, 2026

President Biden sues the Justice Department to prevent audio recordings from his classified documents interview from being released to the public.

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