The prestigious Art Basel Miami exhibition took an unexpected turn this year by unveiling a collection of robot dogs, each boasting the disconcerting yet impressive heads of various tech billionaires. Imagine a golden retriever with Elon Musk28099s laser-focused gaze, or a pug sporting Jeff Bezos28099s smug smile. The installation, dubbed Canine Capitalism, has ignited both laughter and deep philosophical pondering  or at least mild panic attacks.

One visitor, Karen Bleakman, a local performance artist specializing in interpretative sculpture, described the scene: It28099s like they took every tech mogul28099s eccentricity, compressed it into a robotic animal, and then decided, Why not? The way the dogs wag their Tesla-model tails while plotting the future of humanity is unsettling.

In a case of art imitating life imitating art imitating life imitating art imitating life…..sorry, got stuck in a loop.

The artist behind this phenomenon, identifiable only as RoboVinci, claimed the work explores the intersection of loyalty, automation, and unchecked market valuation. RoboVinci added in an exclusive interview while reprogramming a robot-dog version of Mark Zuckerberg to bark in binary, Each dog represents the tech world28099s fusion of ambition and absurdity. If these dogs could bark, I280 9m sure they280 9d issue a press release about decentralized pet care.

Martha Henderson, Director of Panic Management at the Institute for Overreaction, noted, The installation has caused 73 reported cases of instant trauma, including one unfortunate attendee who started repeating blockchain uncontrollably for 47 minutes. We believe this art is a waking nightmare powered by silicon.

The show28099s climax involved an attempted play date between the Musk and Bezos dogs, which ended with a virtual fight breaking out over who owns the nearest fire hydrantor rather, the patents to it. The event concluded with robot dogs circling a charging station, looking suspiciously like a new Silicon Valley board meeting.

Expect the next wave of art exhibitions to feature robot cats with the heads of disgruntled freelance writers.