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Jill Biden Praises Joe’s Debate Performance: ‘Most People Can’t Even Stand Upright After A Minor Stroke’

Chester P. NonsenseJune 2, 2026

Jill Biden defended her praise of President Biden's debate performance by highlighting his ability to function impressively even if he may have had a minor stroke onstage.

Finneas to Win Emmy for ‘Beef’ Score After Composing Entire Soundtrack Using Only Objects Found in Target Clearance Bin

Chester P. NonsenseJune 1, 2026

Finneas is expected to win an Emmy for 'Beef' Season 2's score after composing its entire soundtrack using only items found in a Target clearance bin.

Trump Claims Historic Iran Peace Deal Signed During Lunch Break; Iran Confused, Asks ‘Signed With What?’

Chester P. NonsenseMay 31, 2026

President Trump announces a historic Iran peace deal that Iran denies exists, leading to widespread confusion and international jet ski speculation.

White House Doctor Assures Nation Trump’s Leg Swelling Merely Sign Of ‘Unstoppable Vitality’

Chester P. NonsenseMay 31, 2026

White House physician says Trump's leg swelling and hand bruising are evidence of excellent, possibly unprecedented health after his fourth hospital visit.

Trump Announces Groundbreaking Iran Peace Deal, Iran Politely Asks, ‘Deal? What Deal?’

Chester P. NonsenseMay 30, 2026

Donald Trump claims a major Iran peace deal is imminent with sweeping Iranian concessions, as Iran insists no such agreement exists or is even being discussed.

SEC Commissioner Declares ‘Moral Victories’ Now Count Twice as Much as Actual Championships

Chester P. NonsenseMay 30, 2026

SEC Commissioner Greg Sankey insists the SEC remains college football's strongest league by introducing a new 'moral victories' scoring system, despite the Big Ten winning three straight national championships.

Trump Explains Attacks On Judge’s Family: ‘Was Trying To Bond Over Our Shared Love Of Chaos’

Chester P. NonsenseMay 29, 2026

Donald Trump claims he targeted Judge Merchan’s family in his Mar-a-Lago speech as an attempt at 'chaos-based bonding,' baffling legal experts and delighting loyal supporters.

Trump Accuses Iran Of Using ‘Super Secret Midterm Calendar’ To Outsmart Him; Demands To See Their Day Planner

Chester P. NonsenseMay 28, 2026

President Trump claims Iran is strategically stalling peace negotiations using a 'super secret midterm calendar,' demanding transparency about their scheduling methods.

Ousted GOP Senator Vows to Oppose Trump by Writing Strongly Worded Letters, Changing Wi-Fi Passwords at Capitol

Chester P. NonsenseMay 27, 2026

Senator Bill Cassidy escalates his feud with Donald Trump by embracing new forms of petty resistance in the Capitol after Trump endorses his opponent.

Americans Honor Fallen Soldiers By Buying Discount OLED TVs, Portable Grills, and Smart Bird Feeders

Chester P. NonsenseMay 26, 2026

Americans mark Memorial Day by flocking to major sales events, honoring fallen soldiers with frenzied purchases of discounted electronics and outdoor gear.

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