PALM BEACH, FL—Former U.S. President Donald Trump caused international confusion Monday night after announcing that Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s corruption pardon was, ‘absolutely, definitely, on its way—because the Israeli president said so in a dream I had.’

Trump made the statement moments before meeting with Netanyahu at Mar-a-Lago, claiming that President Isaac Herzog had personally promised to ‘let Bibi off the hook, huge pardon, nobody better,’ during what aides later revealed was a psychic vision Trump experienced while napping in the Lincoln Bedroom replica.

The Israeli President’s office immediately denied the report, clarifying that Herzog ‘has not spoken to Trump since accidentally pocket-dialing him in 2018.’ In an official statement, Herzog spokesman Gilad Sherzberg explained, ‘President Herzog cannot issue a pardon for Netanyahu, as Israeli law does not allow for dream-based executive decisions. We regret any confusion caused by former President Trump’s astral projections.’

Trump campaign advisor Chet Rinaldi doubled down, telling reporters, ‘President Trump’s intuition is rarely wrong. Just last week he predicted Diet Coke would be on sale—and it was. If he says Netanyahu’s pardon is coming, I’d start planning your celebration now.’

Meanwhile, Netanyahu himself was reportedly surprised by news of his impending exoneration. ‘I found out I was being pardoned from a push notification from Truth Social,’ he told local reporters. ‘As far as I’m aware, I still have to show up for court tomorrow, unless the ghost of David Ben-Gurion says otherwise.’

Israeli legal scholars have confirmed that, under current statute, pardon requests cannot be submitted via telepathy, but left open the possibility of WhatsApp.