WASHINGTON—In a stirring message delivered over Truth Social late Tuesday, former President Donald Trump promised Iranian protesters that “help is on the way” and encouraged them to “keep protesting, ideally somewhere with good WiFi.”

Sources say the aid package will consist primarily of strongly worded tweets, signed red MAGA hats, and vouchers for free Big Macs redeemable at participating U.S. embassies. “The Iranian people are brave, beautiful, and probably huge Trump fans,” said Trump spokesperson Lance Bigley. “We just want them to know that as soon as we finish helping Ukraine, Afghanistan, and finish the wall, we’ll get right to them—honest.”

International experts remain unclear on what help is actually on the way, though one anonymous Pentagon official confirmed that “we’ve ordered an extra batch of Freedom Fries and are putting some Statue of Liberty bobbleheads in the mail as a gesture of support.”

Iranian protest organizer Mahmoud Ghaznavi said, “We appreciate President Trump’s encouragement and the six pallets of ‘Keep America Great’ bumper stickers currently circling over Tehran due to lack of clearance.”

Meanwhile, Trump posted again Wednesday morning, clarifying that protesters should “take over your institutions!! Especially McDonald’s, if you’re lucky enough to have one.”