• Politics

Trump Vigorously Denies Ever Boarding Epstein’s Jet, Claims He Thought It Was Just a ‘Very Fancy Uber Pool’

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 24, 2025

Donald Trump denies allegations from Epstein documents that he flew on Epstein's private jet, claiming confusion and dismissing the claims as 'fake news.'

Read more

• Politics

Justice Department Clarifies Trump Only Mentioned in Epstein Files as ‘Unwitting Mar-a-Lago Towel Attendant’

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 24, 2025

DOJ insists newly released Epstein files contain no credible claims against Trump, saying he was only mentioned as a background figure with no wrongdoing.

Read more

• Politics

Senate Democrats Sue DOJ for Not Leaking Epstein Files Fast Enough; CBS Staffers Demand Right to Cancel News Before Management Does

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 23, 2025

Senate Democrats initiate legal action demanding faster release of Epstein files, while CBS staffers threaten to quit over being denied the right to self-cancel controversial stories.

Read more

• Entertainment

Larry Ellison Pledges Personal Fortune, Yacht Collection, and Left Shoe in Paramount’s Hostile Takeover Bidding War

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 23, 2025

Larry Ellison has pledged over $40 billion and personal assets to back Paramount's $108.4 billion hostile takeover bid for Warner Bros Discovery as media giants continue an escalating battle of corporate acquisitions.

Read more

• Politics

Elysée Palace Staffer Arrested After Attempting to Trade Presidential Silverware for Limited Edition Pokémon Cards Online

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 22, 2025

A French presidential palace staffer was arrested for stealing €40,000 worth of tableware and attempting to trade it for rare Pokémon cards and cash online.

Read more

• Politics

Epstein Files To Be Released, But Only As Heavily Redacted Adult Coloring Books

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 20, 2025

The Justice Department agrees to release the Epstein files but only as a heavily redacted coloring book, drawing bipartisan criticism and confusion.

Read more

• Politics

Federal Judge Unceremoniously Yeets Trump-Backed Lawsuit at Supreme Court Chief Justice, Shocks Conservatives Who Expected Lawsuit To Win by Sheer Volume Alone

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 20, 2025

A federal judge has dismissed a Trump-backed lawsuit seeking to target Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts, in a setback for Trump allies challenging the judiciary.

Read more

• Technology

Nintendo Unveils New Switch Controller That Doubles as Self-Care Device for Gamers Refusing to Upgrade

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 20, 2025

Nintendo unveils a new Switch controller for die-hard original Switch users, featuring comfort features and emotional support as accessory makers and technology march on.

Read more

• Sport

Caleb Williams Skips Media Obligations, Claims ‘Zoom Was Buffering, Please Try Again Later’

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 20, 2025

Chicago Bears rookie Caleb Williams skipped two scheduled ESPN pregame media meetings, blaming technical issues, as NFL announcers and network staff express mounting exasperation.

Read more

• Politics

White House Announces Sweepstakes: ‘Win a Third Trump Term for Your Country!’

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 19, 2025

The White House has announced a sweepstakes giving Americans the chance to win President Trump a constitutionally-defying third term, citing national good fortune as a compelling legal argument.

Read more