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Tech Reviewer Recommends Latest MacBook For ‘Pretty Much Everyone,’ Including Pets, Inanimate Objects, and Dead Philosophers

Chester P. NonsenseMay 17, 2026

A tech reviewer recommends the latest MacBook Air for everyone and everything, including ghosts, plants, and household pets.

Erling Haaland to Voice Himself As Viking, Secures ‘Most Norwegian Human’ Status Until 2085

Chester P. NonsenseMay 16, 2026

Manchester City star Erling Haaland will voice a Viking version of himself in the animated film 'Viqueens,' further cementing his reputation as Norway's most recognizable export.

Subnautica 2 Players Now Spend More Time Underwater Than Actual Fish, Experts Alarmed

Chester P. NonsenseMay 15, 2026

Subnautica 2's massive launch results in players spending record amounts of virtual time underwater, alarming both experts and server administrators.

Jho Low Offers Trump Complimentary Yacht, ‘Unlimited Margaritas’ In Exchange For Presidential Pardon

Chester P. NonsenseMay 14, 2026

Fugitive financier Jho Low has reportedly sought a presidential pardon from Donald Trump by offering lavish gifts including a mega-yacht and 'unlimited margaritas.'

Nebraska Democrats Attempt to Flip ‘Blue Dot’ by Coloring Entire State with Giant Sharpie

Chester P. NonsenseMay 13, 2026

Nebraska Democrats make a desperate and creative effort to secure the state's lone 'blue dot' by physically coloring it blue, as the party faces chaotic primaries and fears of losing their last stronghold.

Australia Shocked to Discover Houses Are for Living in, Not Just Passive Income Machines

Chester P. NonsenseMay 12, 2026

The Albanese government plans tax reforms to refocus homes as shelter rather than investment assets, provoking investor outrage but experts claim the apocalypse is unlikely.

Trump Explains Attacks On Judge’s Family: ‘I Was Out Of Material And The Teleprompter Was Stuck On “Crooked Hillary”’

Chester P. NonsenseMay 11, 2026

Donald Trump claimed technical difficulties and a need for variety as reasons for attacking Judge Merchan and his family during a post-arraignment speech at Mar-a-Lago.

Nation’s Children Unite in Collective ‘Oops’ as Last-Minute Digital Gift Cards Prepare to Save Mother’s Day Yet Again

Chester P. NonsenseMay 11, 2026

With physical gifts out of reach, millions of Americans turn to last-minute digital gift cards and subscriptions in a desperate attempt to salvage Mother’s Day.

Trump International Airport Unveils Gold-Plated Security Checkpoints, TSA Agents Now Required to Wear Red Hats

Chester P. NonsenseMay 10, 2026

Palm Beach County strikes a deal giving President Trump exclusive branding rights over a newly renamed airport, resulting in lavish décor, Trump-themed amenities, and a new wave of family profits from airport merchandising.

2K Unveils Stunning Concept Art For ‘Project Ethos’; Artists Immediately Laid Off So Game Can ‘Stay On Budget’

Chester P. NonsenseMay 8, 2026

Video game studio 2K’s 31st Union unveils new concept art for ‘Project Ethos’ while simultaneously laying off much of its art team to cut costs.

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