• Politics

Trump Unveils Revolutionary Legal Strategy: Personally Insulting Judges Now Primary Defense Tactic

Larry LiteralistNovember 24, 2025

Satirical article lampoons Trump's strategy of publicly insulting the judge and his family as a new, groundbreaking legal defense.

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• Economy

Trump Administration Assures Americans $2,000 Tariff Checks Will Only Inflate Their Sense of Patriotism, Not Prices

Larry LiteralistNovember 24, 2025

Article satirically suggests that $2,000 tariff payments won't cause inflation, only boost patriotic feelings, according to absurd administration logic.

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• Sport

Nebraska Basketball Unveils New ‘Dental Endurance’ Drill After Player Chips Tooth From Routine On-Court Punch

Larry LiteralistNovember 22, 2025

Nebraska basketball satirically responds to a player’s chipped tooth by framing on-court punching as a new training drill for toughness.

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• Politics

Trump Defends Saudi Prince: ‘Who Among Us Hasn’t Had an Awkward Dinner Guest Incident?’

Larry LiteralistNovember 21, 2025

The article satirizes Trump's defense of the Saudi crown prince by treating the Khashoggi killing as a minor social faux pas and highlighting Trump's eager pursuit of Saudi business deals.

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• Politics

Chile’s Election Down To Ultraconservative Trump Impersonator Versus Communist, Nation Eager To See Which Decade It’s Returning To

Larry LiteralistNovember 19, 2025

Chile’s presidential election ignites nostalgia battle as citizens must choose between a Trump-style ultraconservative and an old-school Communist, with the winner promising a return to a vintage decade.

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• Entertainment

Eddie Murphy Recalls Being Sexually Propositioned by Yul Brynner, Studio 54 DJ, and Disoriented Muppet at 21st Birthday Party

Larry LiteralistNovember 19, 2025

Eddie Murphy reveals being propositioned by Yul Brynner and multiple eccentric partygoers at his legendary Studio 54 birthday, highlighting the club's outlandish atmosphere.

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• Technology

China Launches Cybersecurity Probe After Realizing Their Laptops ‘Mostly Full of Chips from Idaho’

Larry LiteralistNovember 19, 2025

China investigates Micron over cybersecurity, fearing imported memory chips are quietly exporting state secrets and snack preferences.

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• Politics

FDA Approves New Drug for People Who Need to Feel Like They Did Something Today

Larry LiteralistNovember 17, 2025

FDA approves a new pill that makes people feel productive without doing anything, satirizing modern society's obsession with superficial achievement.

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