• Politics

Labour MPs Urged To Pick Administration Ally ‘Like Secret Santa’ As Leadership Deathmatch Looms

Veronica TruthbombMay 21, 2026

Labour MPs scramble to align with possible future leader Andy Burnham as Wes Streeting resigns and the party braces for an all-out leadership brawl.

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• Sport

Experts Confirm Decades of Hostility Between North and South Korea Solved by Awkward Women’s Soccer Match

Veronica TruthbombMay 21, 2026

North and South Korea's historic rivalry is apparently resolved after a North Korean women's football team plays a match in the South, with officials hailing it as a diplomatic breakthrough.

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• Economy

Bank Heroically Promises To Spend Next Decade Attempting To Find Next-Of-Kin For Savings It Misplaced Behind Filing Cabinet

Veronica TruthbombMay 20, 2026

National Savings and Investments announces plans to begin contacting families owed millions in misplaced savings, warning that it may take considerable time to process all claims.

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• Sport

NHL Denies Vegas Golden Knights Appeal, Promises Future Compensation in the Form of ‘A Really Nice Card’

Veronica TruthbombMay 20, 2026

The NHL upholds penalties against the Vegas Golden Knights but dangles the promise of possible future compensation, like a nice greeting card, if the team complies.

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• Technology

Jury in Musk v. Altman Trial Rules Humanity Not Worth Saving After All

Veronica TruthbombMay 19, 2026

The jury in Elon Musk's lawsuit against OpenAI CEO Sam Altman dismissed all charges, citing the statute of limitations and irreparable damage to the dignity of mankind.

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• Politics

US Drops Fraud Charges Against Billionaire Adani After Discovering He Hired Someone With ‘The Best Legal Words’

Veronica TruthbombMay 18, 2026

The US Department of Justice dropped fraud charges against billionaire Gautam Adani after he hired Donald Trump’s personal attorney and promised billions in US investments.

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• Politics

Boebert Blames Trump for Blocking Colorado Clean Water, Exposing Tina Peters to Dangerous Fluoride Levels

Veronica TruthbombMay 18, 2026

Lauren Boebert alleges that Donald Trump blocked funding for Colorado's clean water project, leading Governor Polis to commute election denier Tina Peters’ sentence out of concern for her well-being.

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• Politics

Boebert Claims Trump Withheld Colorado Water Funding as ‘Drought Sanctions’ for Insufficient Election Denial

Veronica TruthbombMay 17, 2026

Lauren Boebert claims Trump withheld clean water funds from Colorado to punish the state for insufficient commitment to election denial.

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• Politics

Tennessee Democrat Announces Retirement After Gerrymandered District Redrawn Into Trapezoid Shaped Like Republican Smirk

Veronica TruthbombMay 16, 2026

Tennessee Democrat Steve Cohen ends his re-election bid after his district is redrawn into an unrecognizable shape, prompting praise, confusion, and existential crises among voters.

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• Sport

Brooks Koepka Credits PGA Comeback to Hourly Reminders That Golf Is More Important Than Family

Veronica TruthbombMay 16, 2026

Brooks Koepka credits his return to PGA Championship form to a strict new routine of prioritizing golf over family concerns.

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