• Technology

Industry Stunned as CEO Admits AI Won’t Rescue 14th Century Business Model That Currently Involves Drinking Rosé on French Beaches

Veronica TruthbombJuly 3, 2026

Digitas CEO Amy Lanzi stuns Cannes by admitting AI won't miraculously save the advertising industry, as executives scramble for the next overhyped buzzword.

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• Economy

Southern Poverty Law Center Unveils Bold New Strategy: If You Can’t Beat Far-Right Extremists, Secretly Fund Them

Veronica TruthbombJuly 2, 2026

SPLC leaders are accused of secretly funneling millions to far-right extremists through bank shell accounts as part of a baffling new anti-hate strategy.

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• Sport

Netherlands Apologizes for Accidentally Underestimating Slave Trade by Size of Small Country; Promises to Double-Check Math Next Time

Veronica TruthbombJuly 2, 2026

Dutch officials dramatically increase their estimate of people enslaved during the transatlantic slave trade, admitting previous figures were wildly inaccurate.

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• Politics

Supreme Court Rules President Now Permitted to Fire Any Federal Employee, Barista, or Disappointing Umpire at Will

Veronica TruthbombJune 30, 2026

The Supreme Court rules that the president now has sweeping authority to fire any federal regulator at will, alarming critics who warn of unchecked executive power.

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• Politics

Supreme Court Allows Trump to Declare ‘You’re Fired!’ to Entire Federal Workforce At Once

Veronica TruthbombJune 30, 2026

The Supreme Court authorizes the president to fire leaders of all independent agencies at will, effectively turning Washington into a live-action reality show.

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• Politics

Trump Explains to Congress That Being an ‘Appendage’ Still Beats Being ‘Completely Vestigial’

Veronica TruthbombJune 29, 2026

Senator Bill Cassidy criticized Donald Trump for treating Congress as an 'appendage' in war matters, prompting Trump to boast that Congress should be grateful for not being totally vestigial.

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• Sport

Emma Raducanu Vows To Compete At Wimbledon, Announces Readiness To Play Entire Match Sitting Down If Necessary

Veronica TruthbombJune 29, 2026

Emma Raducanu insists she will play at Wimbledon despite her injury, even if it requires unconventional methods such as sitting down or using mobility aids during matches.

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• Economy

Trump Announces 100% Tariff On Any European Country That Looks At Amazon Funny

Veronica TruthbombJune 28, 2026

Donald Trump threatened a sweeping 100% tariff on any European nation that dares impose a digital tax on American tech giants, further intensifying transatlantic trade tensions.

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• Economy

Cerebras Shares Nosedive After Investors Realize Gross Margin Isn’t Just Tech Bro Lingo For ‘More Profits’

Veronica TruthbombJune 26, 2026

Cerebras shares plunged after investors panicked over the chipmaker's revelation that narrower gross margins actually mean less profit, not just trendy tech jargon.

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• Politics

Senate War Powers Vote Actually Strengthens Trump’s Ability To Ignore Senate War Powers Votes

Veronica TruthbombJune 25, 2026

The Senate’s vote to limit Trump’s war powers on Iran paradoxically enhances his authority to disregard such limits, inspiring bipartisan confusion and bold new displays of deference.

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