• Economy

Ministers Heroically Bestow Piles of Mysterious Money Upon Regional Mayors, Hope Someone Figures It Out

Veronica TruthbombJune 15, 2026

Ministers are considering giving billions in business rates to regional mayors, leaving local officials both empowered and deeply confused.

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• Politics

Judge Demands Trump Administration Pinky-Swear $1.8 Billion Slush Fund Is Really, Actually, Totally Dead This Time

Veronica TruthbombJune 13, 2026

A federal judge remains unconvinced that the Trump administration has scrapped a $1.8 billion fund, demanding sworn statements and additional assurances before lifting a court block.

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• Politics

Trump Promises Daily Airstrikes on Iran Until Peace Deal Signed or He Gets Bored, Whichever Comes First

Veronica TruthbombJune 11, 2026

Donald Trump announces daily airstrikes on Iran will continue until a peace deal is reached or he loses interest.

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• Politics

Trump Appoints Random Rich Guy From Twitter to Gut Intelligence Agencies, Promises to Find Someone Who’s Actually Heard of the CIA Later

Veronica TruthbombJune 11, 2026

Donald Trump has appointed Bill Pulte, a Twitter philanthropist, to temporarily downsize U.S. intelligence agencies while promising to find a qualified director later.

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• Economy

Trump Declares Inflation ‘Best Thing Since Sliced Bread Prices Went Up’ as Americans Prepare to Barter for Gasoline

Veronica TruthbombJune 11, 2026

President Trump enthusiastically praises rising inflation rates amid the Iran conflict, touting increased prices as a sign of national strength.

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• Sport

Trump Endures Torturous Two Hours of Left-Wing Dribbling, Heroically Declares NBA Still ‘Tremendous Entertainment’

Veronica TruthbombJune 10, 2026

After attending Game 3 of the NBA Finals, Donald Trump declared the NBA 'great entertainment' despite its 'left-wing' tendencies, adding a characteristically political twist to his review of the game.

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• Politics

Trump Demands Recount in LA, Claims ‘Deep State’ Colluded to Rob Spencer Pratt of Mayor’s Mansion, Very Possibly Heidi Too

Veronica TruthbombJune 9, 2026

Donald Trump alleges widespread fraud after Spencer Pratt falls behind in the LA mayoral race, insisting the election was rigged against the reality TV star.

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• Economy

City Watchdog Sues Neil Woodford For Boldly Advising Britons To Place Entire Life Savings In Magic Beans

Veronica TruthbombJune 9, 2026

The UK's financial regulator sues former investment star Neil Woodford for allegedly giving unauthorised and highly questionable online financial advice through his UAE-based company.

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• Sport

US Soccer Celebrates ‘Moral Victory’ After Losing to Germany, Heroically Scores Single Goal

Veronica TruthbombJune 8, 2026

After losing to Germany, the US Men's National Soccer Team celebrates Antonee Robinson's impressive goal as a major achievement ahead of the 2026 World Cup.

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• Entertainment

‘Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ Shatters Box Office, Economy Now Pegged to Coin Count

Veronica TruthbombJune 8, 2026

"The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" breaks box office records, triggering a global shift to a Mario-themed currency system and widespread cultural upheaval.

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