• Sport

NBA Assistant Admits Leaking Info, Shocked to Learn Basketball Isn’t Just Fancy Roulette

Veronica TruthbombApril 29, 2026

Former Lakers assistant Damon Jones pleaded guilty to leaking insider information in the NBA's gambling scandal, admitting to sharing player availability details with gamblers.

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• Politics

Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Fired, Sentenced to 10 Years of Watching ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ Without Bathroom Breaks

Veronica TruthbombApril 28, 2026

Donald Trump publicly demands ABC fire Jimmy Kimmel over a joke, prompting the network to review its late-night comedian safety protocols.

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• Politics

Trump Proposes Conversion of White House Into Fortress-Ballroom After Gunman Ruins Party Plans

Veronica TruthbombApril 27, 2026

After a gunman attempted to breach the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, President Trump used the incident as justification to promote his plan for an elaborate, security-enhanced White House ballroom.

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• Entertainment

Hollywood Admits It Only Hires Matthew Lillard When ‘Feeling Sentimental and Can’t Find VHS Player’

Veronica TruthbombApril 27, 2026

Hollywood executives admit they are only hiring Matthew Lillard due to nostalgia and a desperate longing for simpler times.

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• Politics

White House Press Dinner Shooting Prompts Trump to Demand Moat, Drawbridge, and Laser Sharks for Security Upgrade

Veronica TruthbombApril 27, 2026

After a suspected gunman targeted Trump administration officials at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Donald Trump renewed calls for extreme security upgrades including a moat and laser-equipped sharks.

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• Economy

Albanese Promises Gas Companies Unlimited Hugs, Free Handshakes, and Absolutely No Extra Taxes

Veronica TruthbombApril 26, 2026

The Albanese government rejects a proposed gas export tax, pledging unwavering support, affection, and zero new levies for the gas industry.

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• Entertainment

Rebel Wilson Accused of Hacking Fellow Actor’s Snapchat Using Only ‘Pitch Perfect 3’ DVD and Wicked Sense of Humor

Veronica TruthbombApril 26, 2026

Rebel Wilson has been accused of hacking co-star Charlotte MacInnes' Snapchat account, resulting in leaked nude photos and a lawsuit that has riveted Hollywood.

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• Technology

Met Police Shocked to Discover 97% of Force Does Not Technically Work for Palantir AI

Veronica TruthbombApril 26, 2026

The Metropolitan Police have launched investigations into hundreds of officers after an AI tool flagged wide-ranging rule violations, including work-from-home abuses and suspicious snack-related behavior.

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• Economy

Bank Of England Warns Stock Market Now Taller Than Actual Bank, Demands Investors Come Down From Ledge

Veronica TruthbombApril 25, 2026

The Bank of England's deputy governor has warned that the stock markets have become unsustainably high, urging investors to prepare for an imminent drop.

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• Entertainment

Billie Eilish Concert Film to Be Last Sound Ever Heard in Village Theatre Before Demolition Crew Levels Emotional Foundation

Veronica TruthbombApril 25, 2026

The Village Theatre will host the premiere of Billie Eilish's concert film as its final event before renovations, ensuring her music is the last thing heard before construction crews begin work.

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