In a development that has political analysts, economists, and parents everywhere saying “Well, yeah, that makes sense.”, an exhaustive covert investigation has revealed that the supposed adults running the world’s most important institutions are, in fact, remarkably stupid children. Sources confirm that presidents, prime ministers, billionaires, and CEOs all have a level of maturity between the ages of 6 and 12 – with average IQ scores that barely rise above the level expected of toddlers learning to stack blocks.

The revelation explains a lot. “Why else would world peace be so elusive when we supposedly have experienced diplomats?” asked Dr. Penelope Crank, Lead Researcher at the Institute for Global Nonsense. “Turns out, these ‘leaders’ spend most meetings negotiating over who gets to use the crayons or picking whose turn it is on the office slide.”

Industry insiders confirm this dysfunction from inside the boardrooms, which have reportedly been converted into giant ball pits and Nerf gun battle zones. “Our quarterly strategy sessions typically end with everyone drawing on the walls, and no one knowing what the profit margin means,” confessed Jeffery Bumblesnoop, CEO of MegaCorp Junk.

Children’s baffling policies include the “Operation Ice Cream Everywhere” environmental reform, the “Hide and Seek in International Treaties” directive, and the world-renowned “Everyone Sit and Stare at the Clock” economic stimulus package.

Martha Henderson, Director of World Disorder Analysis, sighed while spinning a fidget spinner. “It all makes sense now. The endless Twitter feuds, mysterious tariffs, and corporate buyouts of Lolcat memes — it’s literally a kindergarten tantrum on a global stage.”

Experts recommend urgent intervention, suggesting international nap times, mandatory snack breaks, and immediate removal of all sharp objects from cabinets labeled “World Power.” Until then, we can only hope the playground bullies running the planet don’t break the globe’s favorite toy.