In an inspiring interview that experts say was almost as intense as a presidential debate on Truth Social, Kai Trump, eldest grandchild of former-President Donald Trump, revealed her time-tested strategy for handling negative comments online: a potent cocktail of inherited self-assurance, selective hearing, and blocking anyone whose profile picture features a rainbow.

“I know who I am,” Kai told her aunt Lara Trump on the hit web series ‘America’s Next Intern,’ while sipping a Trump Water on an ornate gold chaise lounge. “If I started listening to random internet commenters, I’d be less decisive than Eric at a Cheesecake Factory.”

Kai elaborated that her greatest weapon is indifference. “When someone calls me ‘nepo baby’ or ‘discount Ivanka,’ I simply read their comment aloud at family dinner so Grandpapa can personally call them a ‘loser’ over the phone,” she explained.

White House historian Kimberly D’Elia was quick to praise Kai’s resilience. “It takes tremendous courage to ignore the opinions of millions, especially when they’re all in the same Twitter thread,” D’Elia said. “She’s keeping the great tradition of Trump family invulnerability alive.”

Lara Trump, beaming with professional interviewer energy, added, “We Trumps rise above it all—bad press, mean tweets, and expired spray tan. That’s just what we do.”

Sources report Kai is now developing an app to auto-block anyone who mentions ‘January 6th’ or ‘spray tan’ within three words of ‘Trump.’ Beta testers are already lining up, despite being told the app only works on devices gold-plated by Tiffany’s.