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Netflix Announces New Reality Series ‘Earle-ly Adopters,’ Promises Unfiltered Coverage of Influencer Family’s WiFi Password Changes

LOS ANGELES—In a bold move certain to revolutionize the art of televised oversharing, Netflix has greenlit ‘Earle-ly Adopters,’ a 12-part reality series focused entirely on TikTok influencer Alix Earle, her family, and the ritualized chaos of rearranging furniture for optimal selfie lighting.

According to Netflix, the 2026 series will provide viewers with a raw, unvarnished look at ‘the real-time messiness of a young woman in transition,’ including the transition from iPhone 14 to 15 and the emotional fallout of a last-minute brunch location change. “We’re peeling back the curtain on what it means to coordinate matching outfits for group TikToks,” said Netflix VP of Unscripted Programming, Dax Plumley. “This is the content the world has been doomscrolling for.”

The show’s centerpiece is influencer Ashtin Earle, Alix’s sister, described by producers as “the only person in the tri-county area able to apply mascara while reciting the quadratic formula.” Ashtin offered a sneak peek: “You’ll see our family at its most vulnerable—like when Instacart delivers non-organic kale or my phone storage fills up mid-vlog.”

In addition to family drama, ‘Earle-ly Adopters’ promises hard-hitting plots about missing ring lights and strategic use of the household’s sole HDMI cable. “We want to normalize the struggles faced by America’s most photogenic families,” said showrunner Piper Maskel. “Nobody talks about the trauma of algorithm changes.”

As speculation swirls about possible cameos from the family’s HVAC technician, houseplants, and Ashtin’s emotional support air fryer, one thing remains clear: the Earle legacy is set to stream in 4K. “We’re just like any other family,” Alix insisted. “Except we read privacy policies out loud before dinner.”

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