In a bold move that experts are already calling ‘the most effective intervention since Kofi Annan dropped that mixtape,’ the White House announced Monday that rapper Nicki Minaj will deliver a special address at the United Nations on the plight of Nigerian Christians.

The address, arranged by Trump adviser and professional Instagram commenter Alex Bruesewitz, is expected to feature Minaj’s signature blend of humanitarian insight and chart-topping lyricism. Sources say Minaj will base her speech on her viral tweet supporting Donald Trump’s condemnation of the Nigerian government, as well as several lines from her 2010 hit ‘Super Bass.’

‘Nicki Minaj brings a level of international diplomacy that simply cannot be matched by career politicians,’ noted Bruesewitz, fresh from arranging a joint summit between Travis Scott and NATO. ‘When she rhymes, world leaders listen.’

UN officials are reportedly scrambling to update security protocols, with one diplomat confessing, ‘We’re not sure if we need more translators or more backup dancers.’

Critics, meanwhile, have questioned Minaj’s qualifications, but White House Press Secretary Apricot Sanders brushed off skepticism. ‘We firmly believe that the solution to global religious persecution lies somewhere between a Nicki verse and a Trump retweet,’ Sanders stated. ‘Plus, the UN General Assembly has never twerked before. It’s time.’

Minaj is expected to close her speech with a call for unity, a wardrobe change, and possibly a viral TikTok challenge to end religious intolerance.