WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a firm rebuke to the latest barrage of legally-questionable frowning by Donald Trump, the Open Society Foundations have vowed to defend their God-given right to engineer global progress one expensive conference at a time. President Binaifer Nowrojee took to the steps of the Supreme Court, flanked by three lawyers and a coffee cart labeled “Woke and Brewed,” to announce that OSF would “go to court, to space, or even to the Met Gala if necessary.”

“Every American should be able to write seven-figure checks to NGOs and topple oppressive regimes from the comfort of a private jet,” declared Nowrojee, adjusting her monocle. “We will not be daunted by hostile tweets, or worse—audits.”

Sources close to the foundation confirm that, in preparation for possible legal action, OSF has already reserved the domain www.StopTheMadness.gov and ordered 12,000 “I Support The Most Open Society” bumper stickers for deployment on staff Subarus nationwide. “It’s about defending our constitutional right to give untraceable grants to interpretive dance troupes in Belarus,” explained Chief Legal Strategist Lars McFadden. “If we lose, what’s next—regulating billionaire philanthropy? My god.”

Despite the gravity of the situation, the White House appeared undisturbed. “President Trump fully supports society remaining at least halfway open,” Press Secretary Brenda Fumbleton clarified. “But we draw the line at three Soros-funded drum circles per city. There must be order.”

At press time, OSF was rumored to be preparing a fleet of legal drones capable of filing lawsuits anywhere within the contiguous United States.