With the Miami Hurricanes facing off against the Indiana Hoosiers in tonight’s highly anticipated College Football Playoff National Championship, experts confirm that watching the game will now require a complex combination of streaming subscriptions, browser extensions, and supernatural relics.

“First, you’ll need Hulu+Live TV, but only after combining it with the fuboTV trial, the ESPN MegaPass, and an obscure service called ChompyStream found exclusively on message boards,” explained 27-year-old techno-sherpa Dylan Raskins, who says he lost two hours last week in the labyrinthine login process. “After that, just borrow a magic amulet from someone who graduated between 1982 and 1984 from either university, and you’re ready to find the hidden access code.”

The NCAA has assured fans that the process is perfectly straightforward. “It’s as easy as linking eight accounts, answering three riddles, and temporarily transferring the deed to your house to a guy named Carl who handles ESPN regional rights,” said NCAA spokesperson Tamara Wellings. “We pride ourselves on accessibility.”

Fans have reported other hurdles, including having to defeat a ‘streaming wizard’ in single combat and sign a 320-page Terms of Service contract etched in ancient Greek. Miami alumnus Rick Drummond described his preparations as “overwhelming, but totally worth it to see if Indiana has a football team.”

Asked for comment, Indiana athletic director Chip Fortin replied, “We’re thrilled to have someone finally realize we play football. We hope whoever finds the stream enjoys the game.”