In a revolutionary move destined to redefine both tidiness and existential dread, SwitchBot has released the K11 Plus, a robot vacuum so compact it can clean the spaces beneath your furniture, your sense of self-worth, and last year’s unresolved emotional baggage—all for the low price of $179.99.

Billed as “smaller than a piece of paper and twice as productive as your work-from-home routine,” the K11 Plus boasts 6,000Pa of suction power, a mop that gently caresses floors in the way you wish your parents had caressed your childhood ambitions, and a four-liter antibacterial dustbag capable of holding your household debris and/or dreams for up to 90 days.

“Finally, a robot vacuum that fits between my couch and my crippling fear of failure,” said early adopter Linda Nussbaum, whose living room has not seen daylight since 2016. “The K11 Plus found a lost sock, three Cheez-Its, and my ex-boyfriend’s mixtape in its first run.”

While the K11 Plus lacks advanced AI-powered obstacle avoidance, it makes up for it by mapping your home with the same earnest confusion as a first-time tourist in Venice. “It repeatedly circled a floor lamp for 20 minutes, but honestly, who among us hasn’t?” remarked SwitchBot engineer R.J. Womble.

For those worried about security, SwitchBot assures customers that the device supports the Matter protocol and is compatible with all major voice assistants. “Now, when I tell Alexa to ‘clean up my mess,’ the K11 Plus actually does something about it. Unlike my children,” said local mother-of-four, Brenda Caldwell.

With the K11 Plus, SwitchBot promises to give customers the gift of clean floors, inner peace, and—most notably—a place for dust, dirt, and uncomfortable silences to finally call home.