WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a bold leap forward for the ‘hire your critics’ movement, the Trump administration has tapped several key figures from the 2020 ‘Stop the Steal’ campaign to lead the very offices they once protested against, citing a commitment to ‘fresh perspectives’ and ‘creativity in rulemaking.’

Harmeet Dhillon, who previously described the Civil Rights Act as ‘a bit much, honestly,’ now heads the Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division. ‘My experience arguing that votes should be thrown out has given me valuable insight into which rights really matter,’ said Dhillon, adjusting a blindfold labeled “Lady Justice.”

Meanwhile, noted election doubter Heather Honey is settling into her role as Deputy Assistant Secretary for Election Integrity at the Department of Homeland Security. ‘Who better to protect ballots than someone who thinks they’re mostly fake?’ asked Honey, as she rolled a cart labeled ‘Evidence (Do Not Open).’ According to Honey, ‘Our new standard is: if I don’t personally remember your vote, it probably didn’t happen.’

Kurt Olsen, now a special government employee assigned to investigate the 2020 election, has been given an office and a lifetime supply of highlighters to circle ‘suspicious dates.’ Olsen commented, ‘My only regret is that I have but one democracy to doubt for my country.’

Administration sources report future staffing plans include handing nuclear code oversight to a team of toddlers and making the CDC a subsidiary of a garlic supplement MLM.