After months of anticipation rivaled only by the search for Melania in public appearances, Trump Mobile executives have finally revealed the mythical T1 Trump Phone—at least through what sources are calling the most technologically advanced video call since your nephew’s first Fortnite stream.

Dominic Preston of The Verge was granted an exclusive hourlong virtual tour with Trump Mobile luminaries Don Hendrickson and Eric Thomas, who presented what appeared to be a phone and not, as previously rumored, a golden remote control. “This is the final-ish, maybe-ultimate, kind-of-definitely-the-version phone,” explained Hendrickson, holding up a blurred rectangle. “We’re dropping the T1 logo because, honestly, we can’t figure out how to print it on this material.”

The phone, which boasts ‘presidentially-proven’ reception and an app store featuring over three apps, is allegedly just a few short delays away from shipping. “We wanted the Trump Phone to be capable of blocking all fake news calls before they ring,” said Thomas, “but the FCC said that’s ‘not technically possible’ and ‘possibly illegal.’”

Beta tester and self-proclaimed patriot Chaz Bigly raved, “It’s the only phone where you can’t delete the Twitter app, and every call begins with the national anthem. That’s what freedom smells like—plastic and patriotism.”

Early adopters will receive an exclusive wallpaper of Trump giving a thumbs-up next to an eagle, and, according to Hendrickson, “Every phone comes preset to 2020. You’re welcome, America.”