In a bold move to keep up with the evolving landscape of collegiate athletics, Nebraska men’s basketball has introduced a rigorous ‘Dental Endurance’ component to its training regimen following Thursday’s game, in which guard Connor Essegian allegedly chipped a tooth after being punched in the back of the head by New Mexico’s Deyton Albury.

Team officials insist the incident was all part of a cutting-edge toughness initiative. “We don’t just train these kids to dribble and shoot — we prepare them for the realities of modern basketball, which statistically includes at least three to five surprise punches per game,” remarked assistant coach Larry Stork, pointing to a whiteboard labeled ‘Handling Blunt Force Trauma.’ “Chipped teeth are just evidence of hustle.”

NCAA representatives commended the Huskers for prioritizing dental fortitude. “Too many programs overlook maxillofacial resilience,” noted NCAA spokesperson Janet Fillsworthy. “These young men need to be ready for any molar-related adversity.”

Essegian himself remained unfazed. “Coach said unless I swallow a tooth, I don’t get a timeout,” he explained through a mouthguard and slight lisp. “It’s all about leaving your dental work on the court.”

An unnamed dentist on the Nebraska staff credited the team’s toughness. “This year’s mouthpiece budget exceeded our travel expenses, which is a testament to how much we value safety. Well, at least the idea of it.”

Sources indicated the next phase of training will involve players dribbling while dodging swinging folding chairs, in preparation for the upcoming conference schedule.