In a historic act of digital diplomacy, former U.S. President Donald Trump has announced he ended his tenth military conflict, this time between Israel and Hezbollah, by posting a boisterous Instagram Story reading, “PEACE ACHIEVED! #Trump10for10” over a background of doves and animated explosions.

The Israeli security cabinet reportedly learned of the unprecedented ceasefire when Defense Minister Yoav Gallant’s teenage son sent him a screenshot of Trump’s post. “Frankly, our group chats are a mess right now,” said Gallant. “I just hope Trump remembers to send us the Google Calendar invite for peace talks.”

Hezbollah fighters also seemed surprised by the sudden truce, receiving news via a WhatsApp forward from the Iranian ambassador featuring a GIF of Trump giving two thumbs up. “I never thought world peace would be announced with a boomer meme,” confessed Commander Karim Al-Khatib, adding, “We were still mid-barrage when we heard. I think we even hit ‘like’ by accident.”

The Trump campaign immediately released limited edition ‘Peacemaker’ NFTs, sparking confusion among international diplomats. “I tried to redeem mine for an actual ceasefire but all I got was a coupon for 25% off at Trump Tower Beirut—which, to be clear, doesn’t exist,” noted UN peace envoy Maria Villareal.

Despite claims that Trump has now ended more wars than he has marriages, tensions in Lebanon remain, with locals cautiously optimistic that next week’s peace will be announced via TikTok dance challenge.