In a selfless act of compassion for America’s most neglected demographic—gamers with nothing left to play—Amazon has launched a sale slashing up to $10 off top titles from The Game Awards, ensuring that players’ unfinished game piles swell to unprecedented heights.

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, which recently took home nine awards, including “Best Cutscene Where Someone Cries in the Rain,” is now available for the rock-bottom price of $39.99. “I haven’t even started last year’s Indie Darling Simulator, but at this price it would be criminal to not buy three copies,” said Timothy Blevins, 28, moments before realizing he had already preordered the deluxe edition by accident.

Other hot deals include Death Stranding 2: On The Beach, discounted to just $49.97. “I’m thrilled to add another 80 hours of existential mailman walking to my backlog,” said gamer Samantha Penn. “At this rate, my great-grandchildren will inherit a library of unopened classics.”

Meanwhile, Split Fiction 2 can be yours for $30, or about the price of a triple soy chai in Brooklyn. “This helps me support the arts, nurture my FOMO, and maintain my commitment to never finishing a game all at once,” explained self-identified ‘game hoarder’ Jason Lu.

Amazon spokesperson Kylie Vortz stated, “We believe every home deserves a shelf full of untouched masterpieces. With these sales, despair over an empty library will soon be a thing of the past.”

The sale is expected to end when Amazon’s servers buckle under the weight of digital shame and unclaimed achievement points.