• Politics

Trump Forgets to Tell Congress About Venezuela Operation, Claims ‘Was Too Busy Tweeting About It’

Buck MulliganJanuary 5, 2026

President Trump authorized a secret operation to detain Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro without informing Congress, citing a busy tweeting schedule.

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• Entertainment

Rob Schneider Reveals Secret Hollywood Room Where Conservative Actors Are Fed to CGI Scanners, Recast As AI-Generated Sidekicks

Buck MulliganJanuary 5, 2026

Rob Schneider alleges that Hollywood secretly blacklists conservative actors and digitizes them for use as AI-generated sidekicks in blockbuster films.

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• Economy

‘Real Housewives’ Star Revealed to Be Running Ordinary American Mega-Church, Experts Livid at Lack of Innovation

Buck MulliganJanuary 3, 2026

A new TLC docuseries reveals 'Real Housewives' star Mary Cosby is accused of running a standard-issue exploitative church operation, disappointing cult experts with its lack of innovation.

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• Technology

Satya Nadella Launches AI Blog, Promises Weekly Updates on ‘Slop vs. Not-Slop’ Developments

Buck MulliganJanuary 3, 2026

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella announces a new blog to discuss 'slop vs. sophistication' in AI, promising weekly updates on the evolving state of artificial intelligence.

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• Politics

Trump Cuts Diplomatic Ties With Clooney Household Over Sudden Surge in Franco-American Tension

Buck MulliganJanuary 2, 2026

Donald Trump announces a personal diplomatic break with George and Amal Clooney after their decision to become French citizens, escalating tension between Trump and the Clooney household.

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• Politics

Trump Vaguely Boasts of Destroying Possibly Real, Definitely ‘Very Big’ Venezuelan Facility, Details Pending from Imagination

Buck MulliganJanuary 2, 2026

Donald Trump claimed the US destroyed a large facility in Venezuela without providing any details and US officials have offered no confirmation.

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• Sport

NFL Approves Plan For Browns, Dolphins, Jets To Share Single Playbook Titled ‘Hope & Despair’

Buck MulliganJanuary 2, 2026

The NFL has announced that the Browns, Dolphins, and Jets will share a single communal playbook, combining their decades of football futility into one unified strategy.

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• Economy

Australian Economy Braces for 2026 as Inflation, Precious Metals, and AI Compete to Ruin Everyone’s Day First

Buck MulliganJanuary 1, 2026

Amid soaring metal prices, stubborn inflation, and a booming AI sector, the Australian economy prepares for another unpredictable year as experts and citizens alike debate which crisis will prove most annoying.

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• Politics

Trump Proposes ‘World’s Greatest Golf Course’ as Demilitarized Zone at Mar-a-Lago Peace Summit With Zelenskyy

Buck MulliganDecember 29, 2025

Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelenskyy meet at Mar-a-Lago to discuss ending the Ukraine war, with Trump proposing to turn Donbas into a golf course as a peace solution.

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• Politics

Trump-Backed Honduran Candidate Declared Winner After Vote Count Lasting Longer Than Most Honduran Infrastructure Projects

Buck MulliganDecember 29, 2025

Honduran officials declared Trump-backed Nasry 'Tito' Asfura president after a month-long, controversy-filled vote count that was completed before all contested ballots were reviewed.

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