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UK Announces Revolutionary Voluntary-Mandatory Digital ID: Citizens Encouraged, Then Required, To Opt In

Chester P. NonsenseJanuary 15, 2026

The UK government unveils a digital ID scheme that is both voluntary and mandatory, confusing citizens while enraging privacy advocates and delighting surveillance enthusiasts.

China Celebrates Trillion-Dollar Trade Surplus By Offering To Buy Most Of Ohio, Several Medium-Sized Clouds

Chester P. NonsenseJanuary 15, 2026

China posts a record trillion-dollar trade surplus in 2025 and considers purchasing parts of the U.S. and non-tangible assets, as American tariffs fail to slow Chinese exports.

Paramount Sues Warner Bros. Discovery After Netflix Deal, Demands “Custody Weekend” With HBO

Chester P. NonsenseJanuary 13, 2026

Paramount sues Warner Bros. Discovery after being rejected in favor of a Netflix merger, demanding board seats, legal transparency, and even weekend visits with HBO.

Tony Romo Channels Spirit of Confused Uncle, Calls Bills-Jaguars Game Entirely in Guesswork and Vague Metaphors

Chester P. NonsenseJanuary 13, 2026

Tony Romo's NFL playoff game commentary draws criticism after his unpredictable and confusing analysis leaves viewers baffled.

Youth Hockey Players Brawl at Halftime, Instantly Scouted by Philadelphia Flyers

Chester P. NonsenseJanuary 12, 2026

A youth hockey exhibition during a minor league game descended into an all-out brawl, leading to instant interest from NHL scouts impressed by the children's fighting spirit.

Hollywood Stunned to Learn ‘The Cleaning Lady’ Not Referring to Legal Department

Chester P. NonsenseJanuary 11, 2026

Actor-director Timothy Busfield has been accused of inappropriate conduct with two child actors on the set of Fox’s ‘The Cleaning Lady,’ sparking industry confusion and outrage.

Government Announces Bold New Pub Policy: ‘Well, You Should Have Complained Louder, Shouldn’t You?’

Chester P. NonsenseJanuary 9, 2026

The UK government unveils a lukewarm business rates U-turn for pubs, prompting criticism from Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch and confusion among pub owners.

CES 2026 Unveils Smart Toothpick That Analyzes Secrets Of Your Dinner Conversation

Chester P. NonsenseJanuary 8, 2026

CES 2026 features the MindPick, a Bluetooth-enabled smart toothpick that analyzes both users' oral hygiene and table conversation habits, alongside other AI-powered gadgets.

Trump Forgets Which Congressman Died, Dedicates Speech to ‘Beloved’ Doug LaMalfa, Still Alive and Attending

Chester P. NonsenseJanuary 7, 2026

Donald Trump mistakenly dedicates a speech to Rep. Doug LaMalfa, believing he has died, while LaMalfa attends the event alive and well.

Sydney Police Detain Woman for Wearing Dangerous Combination of Words, Cite ‘Vibe-Based Policing’ Policy

Chester P. NonsenseJanuary 7, 2026

Sydney police detained a woman for wearing a 'globalise the intifada' jacket at a protest, citing vibes rather than any actual legislation.

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