• Politics

BBC Faces $10 Billion Lawsuit After Failing to Consult Trump’s Preferred Editors for Jan 6 Comments

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 17, 2025

President Trump is suing the BBC for $10 billion, alleging they damaged his reputation by not using his preferred edit of his Jan 6 comments, prompting the BBC to mount a vigorous defense.

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• Politics

Trump Explains Attacks On Judge’s Family: ‘I Thought Everyone Enjoyed A Good Roast’

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 14, 2025

Donald Trump claimed his attacks on a judge and the judge's family after his arraignment were intended as comedic roasts, sparking confusion among legal analysts and campaign staffers.

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• Politics

Trump Personally Unplugs California’s Mainframe to Stop ‘Woke Algorithms’ in Historic AI Crackdown

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 14, 2025

Donald Trump takes matters into his own hands by physically unplugging what he believes is California's main AI mainframe, citing fears of 'woke' algorithms after Congress declined action on state AI laws.

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• Politics

Newsom Vows to Defend California’s Right to Regulate AI-Generated Kombucha Labels, Ignores Federal ‘AI Grift Mandate’

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 14, 2025

California Governor Gavin Newsom fiercely opposes President Trump’s executive order overriding state AI regulations, warning it may harm Silicon Valley’s ability to overregulate kombucha labels and AI-generated startup names.

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• Technology

Study: Instant Camera Users Prefer Blurry, Overexposed Photos They Can Physically Lose

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 14, 2025

A new study finds that consumers are flocking to expensive instant cameras for the joy of blurry, easily-lost photos, despite having access to far superior smartphone technology.

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• Economy

Belgian PM Meets Keir Starmer to Brainstorm Creative Uses for Frozen Russian Assets—‘Giant Waffle Iron’ Among Leading Ideas

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 13, 2025

Belgium's Prime Minister and the UK's Keir Starmer met in London to brainstorm creative ways to use Russia's frozen assets, while Russia sues Euroclear over holding the funds.

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• Sport

FIFA Announces World Cup Will Now Feature Every Country, State, Province, and Several Well-Organized Neighborhood Softball Teams

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 12, 2025

FIFA announces the 2026 World Cup will include hundreds of new teams—ranging from countries to local neighborhoods—in its most ambitious expansion yet.

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• Sport

World Cup Match Accidentally Schedules Egypt and Iran to Attend Rainbow-Themed Soccer Rave

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 11, 2025

FIFA faces diplomatic headaches after accidentally scheduling Egypt and Iran, two culturally conservative nations, to play in Seattle's World Cup 'Pride Match' originally planned as a rainbow-themed celebration.

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• Economy

Economists Suggest Wearing Flapper Dresses, Prohibition to Prevent Another Great Depression

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 11, 2025

Leading economists propose reviving 1929-era practices like flapper fashion and Prohibition to prevent a modern economic crisis.

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• Politics

South Africa’s Afrikaners Now Considered Most Oppressed Group Ever, Surpassing Harry Potter Fans Post-Book 7

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 10, 2025

South African President Cyril Ramaphosa warns that baseless claims of Afrikaner persecution, amplified by Donald Trump and others, are threatening the nation’s stability.

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