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Trump Administration Subpoenas NYT Journalists, Demands They Explain How They Know So Much About Qatar’s ‘Totally Not Suspicious’ Plane Gift

Gloria HyperboleJuly 12, 2026

The Trump administration has subpoenaed New York Times journalists to testify about security concerns reported regarding a Qatar-gifted Air Force One.

UK Politics Faces Crisis as Ann Widdecombe Remains Unmurdered Despite Police Efforts

Gloria HyperboleJuly 11, 2026

A man was arrested on suspicion of murdering Ann Widdecombe, who is in fact still alive, after a predictive policing error embarrassed authorities.

Area Man Proudly Declutters Nightstand By Adding $134.99 Glowing Tech Monolith, Marital Discord Intensifies

Gloria HyperboleJuly 11, 2026

A man purchases Anker’s $134.99 3-in-1 wireless charging station in an attempt to declutter, only to find his nightstand—and marriage—consumed by its glowing presence.

Prince Harry Shocked to Learn Lawsuits Not Covered by Royal Allowance, Now Accepting GoFundMe Donations

Gloria HyperboleJuly 8, 2026

Prince Harry faces a massive £50 million legal bill after losing his phone-hacking case against the Daily Mail publisher.

Trump Demands FIFA Overturn Red Card, Offers Free Stay At Mar-a-Lago To Any Referee Who Complies

Gloria HyperboleJuly 7, 2026

Former president Donald Trump personally called FIFA to demand the overturning of US striker Folarin Balogun’s red card, offering incentives to referees and drawing praise from Republican senators.

Trump Pardons Brave Diesel Heroes Persecuted for Heroically Removing Annoying Pollution Filters

Gloria HyperboleJuly 5, 2026

Donald Trump has pardoned nine individuals convicted of tampering with diesel emission controls, applauding them as victims of environmental overreach and heroes for vehicle freedom.

World Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Magazine Accurately Predicts Taylor Swift’s Wedding Dress, Though Loses All Credibility By Missing Adam Sandler’s Sweatpants

Gloria HyperboleJuly 5, 2026

The Hollywood Reporter triumphantly predicted Taylor Swift’s wedding gown but was blindsided by Adam Sandler officiating in his signature casualwear at her ceremony with Travis Kelce.

Louisiana Supreme Court Rules State Officials May Intimidate Each Other As Long As It’s ‘Fun For Everyone’

Gloria HyperboleJuly 4, 2026

Louisiana’s Supreme Court paused the criminal indictment of Attorney General Liz Murrill for alleged intimidation of New Orleans officials, citing the tradition of lively intergovernmental banter.

Trump Warns Iran: ‘If You Keep Violating Ceasefire, I’ll Have No Choice But To Finally Finish That Nuke Button Installation’

Gloria HyperboleJuly 3, 2026

President Trump threatens Iran with total annihilation following renewed attacks and escalating rhetoric, as both nations accuse each other of violating a tenuous ceasefire in the Gulf.

Disney Orders Pilot For ‘Last Kids on Earth,’ Assures World That All Remaining Kids Now Accounted For

Gloria HyperboleJuly 1, 2026

Disney greenlights a pilot for 'The Last Kids on Earth,' jokingly assuring audiences that all remaining children will now be accounted for on TV.

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