Gloria Hyperbole - Big Daddy's Truth Factory

Dubai Bank Launches New ‘Forever Loan’ Package: Pay Until the Day You Die (Or Longer!)

Gloria HyperboleNovember 22, 2025

Dubai Islamic Bank celebrates a 'Forever Loan' program, ensuring debtors like Ryan Cornelius repay loans until death—plus exclusive perks for loyal inmates.

Judge Demands Sworn Testimony On Whether ‘Oops, We Deported Them Anyway’ Is Valid Legal Strategy

Gloria HyperboleNovember 21, 2025

Judge investigates whether Trump officials’ defense that they ‘accidentally’ defied a deportation order will become a new legal precedent.

China Launches Cybersecurity Probe After Realizing Micron Chips Aren’t ‘Micro’ Enough

Gloria HyperboleNovember 19, 2025

China retaliates against US tech restrictions by accusing Micron of failing to make their chips sufficiently 'micro,' launching a cybersecurity probe into chip size absurdity.

Nicki Minaj Appointed UN Crisis Ambassador, Expected to Solve Nigerian Conflict with ‘Super Bass’ Remix

Gloria HyperboleNovember 19, 2025

Nicki Minaj is satirically appointed to resolve the Nigerian Christian crisis at the UN, relying on her musical fame and social media activism.

Saudi Delegation Pledges Not To Spy On Twitter Critics During US Visit, Will ‘Just Use Instagram Instead’

Gloria HyperboleNovember 19, 2025

Saudi aides accused of spying on Twitter critics pledge to surveil dissenters using other social media apps during US trip.

Trump Launches New ‘Attack a Judge’ Rewards Program, Cites Need for ‘Frequent Critic Miles’

Gloria HyperboleNovember 19, 2025

Trump responds to legal troubles by launching a satirical customer loyalty program that rewards supporters for insulting judges and their families.

Nation’s Largest Pothole Officially Recognized as National Park, Receives $5 Billion in Funding

Gloria HyperboleNovember 17, 2025

Congress designates Cleveland’s largest pothole as a national park, complete with funding and tourist attractions.

Big Daddy's Truth Factory

Author: Gloria Hyperbole

Dubai Bank Launches New ‘Forever Loan’ Package: Pay Until the Day You Die (Or Longer!)

Judge Demands Sworn Testimony On Whether ‘Oops, We Deported Them Anyway’ Is Valid Legal Strategy

China Launches Cybersecurity Probe After Realizing Micron Chips Aren’t ‘Micro’ Enough

Nicki Minaj Appointed UN Crisis Ambassador, Expected to Solve Nigerian Conflict with ‘Super Bass’ Remix

Saudi Delegation Pledges Not To Spy On Twitter Critics During US Visit, Will ‘Just Use Instagram Instead’

Trump Launches New ‘Attack a Judge’ Rewards Program, Cites Need for ‘Frequent Critic Miles’

Nation’s Largest Pothole Officially Recognized as National Park, Receives $5 Billion in Funding

Most Read

About Us

Social

Categories