• Politics

Trump Celebrates ‘Giant Step for Border Security’ by Releasing Convicted Drug Kingpin in Exchange for ‘Really Tremendous’ Election Vibes in Honduras

Gloria HyperboleDecember 3, 2025

Donald Trump pardons Honduran ex-president and convicted drug trafficker Juan Orlando Hernández, releasing him from U.S. prison just as a close Honduran election hangs in the balance.

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• Politics

Kathy Griffin Reunites America By Becoming First Human Bridge Between Liberals and Trumpers, Announces Groundbreaking ‘Bloody Photo Forgiveness Tour’

Gloria HyperboleDecember 2, 2025

Comedian Kathy Griffin announces she has befriended Trump supporters and will launch a national tour focused on forgiveness and unity after her infamous 2017 Trump photo controversy.

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• Entertainment

Sony Pictures To Flood UK With New Reality Shows, Promises ‘At Least 24 Hours Of Uninterrupted Drama Per Day’

Gloria HyperboleDecember 2, 2025

Sony Pictures Television – Nonfiction signs a landmark deal with UK reality producers Simon Shalgosky and Daniel Brookes, pledging a relentless barrage of new unscripted shows for British audiences.

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• Economy

Indonesian Box Office Prays to Fourteen Different Gods for Stable Revenue, Still Experiences Fluctuations

Gloria HyperboleDecember 1, 2025

Indonesia's film industry continues to struggle with unpredictable box office returns despite employing increasingly outlandish strategies for growth.

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• Sport

Virginia High School Football Coach Attempts To Outrun Law And Linebackers Alike By Vanishing Into Woods With Gun

Gloria HyperboleNovember 30, 2025

A Virginia high school football coach disappeared into the woods with a firearm as police investigated him for child pornography allegations.

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• Politics

Bahrain Asks UK Supreme Court to Recognize Sacred Right to Spy on Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime

Gloria HyperboleNovember 28, 2025

Bahrain is arguing before the UK Supreme Court that it should be immune from lawsuits alleging it illegally spied on dissidents living in London.

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• Politics

Bahrain Asserts Royal Right to Snoop on Foreign Dissidents, Cites Ancient Diplomatic Tradition of ‘Just Checking’

Gloria HyperboleNovember 27, 2025

Bahrain petitions the UK Supreme Court to recognize its claimed legal immunity for spying on dissidents in London, arguing sovereign privilege permits international surveillance.

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• Politics

Trump’s Department of Government Efficiency Evacuates Offices, Declares War on Waste Will Continue “From the Shadows”

Gloria HyperboleNovember 25, 2025

The satirical article mocks the idea of a government efficiency office fighting waste by suggesting they will work covertly from coffee shops now that their official office has closed.

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• Politics

Trump, Xi Agree To Settle Taiwan Debate With Best-Of-Three Rock-Paper-Scissors Match

Gloria HyperboleNovember 25, 2025

Trump and Xi agree to resolve the Taiwan issue through a televised rock-paper-scissors showdown.

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• Politics

Trump Officially Declared Putin’s Puppet in Bizarre Ukraine “Peace” Deal, Wears Strings to Meeting

Gloria HyperboleNovember 23, 2025

In a stunning twist, Donald Trump has been unveiled as Vladimir Putin’s official puppet in the unprecedented peace deal to end the Ukraine war. Witnesses confirm Trump attending the negotiations while literally attached to strings controlled by Putin, prompting a wave of diplomatic confusion and global bewilderment.

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