In an unprecedented move, EU members of NATO have unanimously voted to completely dissolve the military alliance, citing a strong desire to not upset Vladimir Putin. The decision involves detailed plans to carefully dismantle NATO headquarters, redistribute all equipment to local museums, and send Putin a heartfelt apology gift basket.

Greene dramatically resigns to lead a resistance against her own actions, pitting herself against herself for the future of the Republican party.

Trump’s summit with socialist NYC mayor-elect Mamdani promises tense debate, props, and culinary confusion.

The Trump DOJ chases wildly implausible claims that Venezuela, possibly via Hugo Chávez’s ghost, somehow stole the 2020 election.

Trump downplays Khashoggi murder while hilariously offering Saudi Crown Prince perks for continued investment, blending business deals with casual coverups.

Republicans now advocate for releasing Epstein files only if they’re absurdly redacted and censored in a way that protects their interests.