• Technology

Apple and Google Announce Monogamous AI Relationship, Vow to Only Gaslight Users Together From Now On

Veronica TruthbombJanuary 14, 2026

Apple has announced an exclusive partnership with Google's Gemini AI to power Siri, ending speculation about its AI provider and promising a new era of seamless user confusion.

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• Politics

China Threatens To Retaliate By Imposing 25% Tariff On All U.S. Tweets About Iran

Veronica TruthbombJanuary 14, 2026

China threatens to impose tariffs on American tweets mentioning Iran in retaliation for President Trump’s new 25% tariffs on countries trading with Iran.

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• Politics

Meta Welcomes Former Trump Adviser to Help Platform Navigate Complex World of Facts, Truth, Reality

Veronica TruthbombJanuary 13, 2026

Meta has appointed ex-Trump adviser Dina Powell McCormick as president and vice chairman to help guide its strategy, drawing praise from former President Trump.

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• Technology

Apple Outsources All Intelligence to Google, Siri Now Only Hums ‘I’m a Little Teapot’ on Its Own

Veronica TruthbombJanuary 13, 2026

Apple will replace Siri’s intelligence with Google’s Gemini AI, marking a major partnership between the two tech giants.

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• Politics

Trump Caps Credit Card Interest at 10%, Promises Next to Cap How Annoying Your Uncle Is at Thanksgiving

Veronica TruthbombJanuary 11, 2026

Donald Trump announced a cap on credit card interest rates at 10% for one year, raising questions about the plan's legality and practical enforcement.

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• Politics

Trump Administration Halts $129 Million in Minnesota Aid, Citing Excessive Nice Fraud

Veronica TruthbombJanuary 11, 2026

The Trump administration suspended $129 million in federal benefit payments to Minnesota, citing alleged fraud by local non-profits and businesses.

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• Technology

Nation’s Self-Esteem Hangs in Balance as $84 Fitness Tracker and $11 Blu-ray Both Go on Sale, Prompting Mass Identity Crisis

Veronica TruthbombJanuary 11, 2026

Consumers nationwide struggle to choose between discounted fitness trackers promising transformation and cheap Blu-rays guaranteeing inertia, triggering mass indecision and existential dread.

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• Sport

Lindsey Vonn Discovered to Be Aging in Reverse After Winning Downhill at 41, Scientists Stumped

Veronica TruthbombJanuary 11, 2026

Lindsey Vonn wins another World Cup downhill at age 41, with experts speculating she might actually be aging backward.

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• Technology

Congress Urges Tech Giants to Remove App That Mistakes Privacy for a Clothing Option

Veronica TruthbombJanuary 10, 2026

Democratic senators demand Apple and Google remove X's AI undressing bot for generating explicit images without consent, sparking tech industry confusion and awkward apologies.

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• Entertainment

Hollywood Mom Group Splinters, Nation Braces for Brunch Shortage as Celebrity Feud Escalates

Veronica TruthbombJanuary 10, 2026

Ashley Tisdale's public fallout with a Hollywood moms group sparks a celebrity feud, threatening the stability of brunch culture across Los Angeles.

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