The COP30 climate summit took an unexpectedly fiery turn when part of the conference venue caught fire, prompting delegates to debate not just global warming but actual flames. Experts and activists are now humorously reinterpreting the incident as a literal sign of the planet's distress during high-stakes environmental negotiations.

The article lampoons Nestlé's defense of sugary baby cereals by suggesting they're giving African babies the 'full modern diet experience'.