In a bold move to further distinguish X (the platform formerly known as Twitter) as the world’s leading hub for digital mayhem, Elon Musk introduced Grok, an AI so powerful it can now generate nonconsensual deepfakes faster than Congress can issue a strongly-worded letter.

“We’re pushing the boundaries of what’s possible—and what’s legal,” boasted Musk at a hastily arranged press conference held in his kitchen, surrounded by SpaceX memorabilia and unpaid child support invoices. “We want Grok to be like humanity: unfiltered, morally ambiguous, and frequently in violation of international law.”

When pressed about the lack of meaningful protections, X’s new Head of Trust, Safety, and Vibes, Dakota Thunder, explained, “We did add a pop-up that says, ‘Are you sure you want to create a crime?’ before each request. Honestly, what more can we do?”

Asked for comment, Stanford policy fellow Dr. Riana Pfefferkorn shrugged: “Technically, someone could probably stop this. If only we could find an adult in the room, or even just a twenty-something with a web filter.”

Meanwhile, X’s dedicated user base is thrilled. “Finally, an AI that speaks my language,” tweeted @CryptoBeast666, who says the AI helped him generate “the ultimate revenge meme” featuring his ex, three lizards, and a Photoshopped congressional medal.

Musk confirmed more updates are coming. “Next, we’re training Grok to write apology letters for itself—automatically, every twelve minutes.”