WASHINGTON, DC—Citing a commitment to ‘international sportsmanship, or whatever,’ the Department of Homeland Security announced Monday it will permit Iran’s national soccer team to enter the United States a luxurious 48 hours before their crucial World Cup match against Egypt, rather than the previously allotted 24 hours of panicked sightseeing and jetlag.

The unexpected act of bureaucratic charity comes after Team Melli voiced concerns about the adverse effects of flying across multiple time zones with the haunting knowledge that a DHS officer might confiscate their energy gels at customs. ‘We’re delighted to offer Iran the rare privilege of breathing American air a full two days before they lose to Egypt,’ stated DHS Deputy Undersecretary Marge Tittleman, before adding, ‘We hope they spend the extra time learning how to drive on the right side of the road.’

Team Melli coach Reza Farhadi expressed cautious optimism: ‘My players now have almost enough time to locate their luggage. We may even try an American breakfast, if our stomachs can take it.’

Tournament organizer Chuck McHale explained that, while the rules originally required all non-NATO countries to enter the US at the exact moment of kickoff, exceptions could be made for ‘teams who ask really nicely and promise not to bring any herbs.’

Washington customs agent Doris Plimpton remains vigilant: ‘We’ll be watching them closely. You know how dangerous those professional athletes can be when they’ve had eight hours of sleep.’