In a bold effort to tackle endless airport security lines while redefining the phrase ‘homeland security,’ the Trump administration has announced it will dispatch Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents to major US airports starting Monday. This marks the first time a government shutdown has directly benefited suitcase removal efficiency.

According to newly appointed Border Czar Tom Homan, the operation—dubbed ‘Operation Boarding Pass’—will see ICE officers assisting TSA agents who, due to the shutdown, have been working exclusively for gratitude and slightly-lukewarm airport coffee.

“We’re here to make things move. If your bag looks suspicious, has foreign travel stickers, or expresses any desire for asylum, it’s gone,” said Special Agent Bree N. Check, balancing a riot shield in one hand and a Ziploc bag of mini shampoos in the other. “We’re hoping to deport at least 300 pieces of unaccompanied luggage in the first day.”

Travelers can expect a streamlined experience, as ICE agents promise to check IDs, boarding passes, and birth certificates, and occasionally offer to frisk your emotional support animal. Security lines will either move twice as fast or escalate into impromptu citizenship quizzes, depending on terminal.

“I haven’t seen my kids in 72 hours, but at least now I get to watch someone with a flak vest say, ‘Sir, I’m going to need you to step into this pop-up interrogation booth,’” said TSA veteran Linda McQueue. “Also, can someone pay me for my shift last week?”

White House officials confirmed they are considering deploying ICE agents to DMV offices, Starbucks lines, and, if the shutdown drags on, to the White House cafeteria.