WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a groundbreaking diplomatic move that experts are calling “unprecedented” and “mildly confusing,” former President Donald Trump informed congressional leaders on Friday that all hostilities with Iran have “terminated,” citing a sudden, total lack of negative feedback in his inbox.

The letter, reportedly typed in all caps Comic Sans, was sent to Congress just minutes before the 60-day War Powers Act deadline, averting what one Trump advisor termed “an administrative battle of untold tedium.”

“I have not received any mean tweets, angry emails, or even a strongly worded fruit basket from Iran in over forty-eight hours,” Trump wrote. “Therefore, as of 2:46 p.m., all fighting is canceled—nobody told me otherwise, so that’s the law now.”

Speaker Mike Johnson praised the President’s “hands-on, feelings-based approach to warfare,” adding, “If nobody is actively screaming at you, can you even be at war? I don’t think so.”

Prominent Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries remained skeptical. “Ending a military conflict because of email silence sets a troubling precedent,” he warned. “What if next time Kim Jong-un just unsubscribes from White House updates?”

Iranian Foreign Minister Samir Jalili responded in a rare statement: “Wait, we were still at war? I thought that was just a really intense argument on X.”

White House sources suggest plans are already underway to resolve future conflicts based solely on the number of flame emojis received on presidential posts.