• Politics

Rubio Refuses to Rule Out US Military Action in Venezuela, Also Won’t Commit to Not Invading Aruba and Chuck E. Cheese

Buck MulliganJanuary 29, 2026

Senator Marco Rubio declined to rule out US military action in Venezuela or other unexpected locations, citing vague options while the Trump administration navigates unprecedented interventions.

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• Politics

Trump Announces ‘Kindler, Gentler’ Immigration Raids: Agents Now Required to Knock Politely Before Busting Down Doors

Buck MulliganJanuary 29, 2026

President Trump announces that ICE agents in Minnesota will now knock politely before continuing immigration raids, following public backlash over fatal shootings.

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• Technology

Google Invests $425M in Battery Recycling Company To Ensure AI Has Infinite Energy for Inventing New Types of Cats

Buck MulliganJanuary 29, 2026

Google invests $425 million in Redwood Materials to recycle batteries and keep AI data centers running, aiming to meet the increasing energy demands of artificial intelligence.

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• Economy

Bank of Scotland Foiled by Century-Old Spy Trick: Changing One Letter in Sanctioned Oligarch’s Name

Buck MulliganJanuary 27, 2026

Bank of Scotland was fined £160,000 for allowing a sanctioned Putin ally to open an account by slightly modifying the spelling of his name.

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• Sport

Nike Unveils Air Jordan 9 ‘Flint Grey’ to Honor Memory of Michael Jordan’s Baseball Career Nobody Asked For

Buck MulliganJanuary 25, 2026

Nike has released the Air Jordan 9 ‘Flint Grey and French Blue’ in honor of the largely forgotten period when Michael Jordan temporarily switched from basketball to baseball.

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• Technology

Google Unveils ‘Chromebook Cradle to Grave’ Loyalty Program: Earn Lifetime Brand Points for Each Year in School

Buck MulliganJanuary 25, 2026

Internal documents reveal Google's plan to secure lifelong customer loyalty by integrating Chromebooks into classrooms and rewarding students for exclusive ecosystem participation.

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• Sport

Billionaire Football Club Owner Denies Owing Millions, Insists Gambling Syndicate Was “Just a Group Project Gone Wild”

Buck MulliganJanuary 24, 2026

Brighton & Hove Albion owner Tony Bloom denies owing millions to a former colleague after admitting he placed bets through an adviser's account as part of a high-stakes gambling syndicate.

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• Sport

Broncos Confident Backup QB Who Last Threw NFL Pass in Obama Administration Ready for Pressure Cooker AFC Championship

Buck MulliganJanuary 23, 2026

The Denver Broncos will start backup quarterback Chad Kipling, who hasn't played in two years, in the AFC Championship game against the New England Patriots.

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• Entertainment

Netflix Announces New Reality Series ‘Earle-ly Adopters,’ Promises Unfiltered Coverage of Influencer Family’s WiFi Password Changes

Buck MulliganJanuary 22, 2026

Netflix announces a new reality series following influencer Alix Earle’s family as they navigate the daily challenges of modern social media stardom.

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• Politics

UK Assures Public That New Chinese Mega-Embassy Will Only Spy on Citizens in ‘A Friendly, Efficient Manner’

Buck MulliganJanuary 21, 2026

The UK government has approved plans for a massive Chinese embassy in London, claiming it will streamline surveillance with added diplomatic and cultural benefits.

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