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Rory McIlroy Achieves Peak PGA Calm by Publicly Removing Toenail, Enters ‘Zen State’ During Press Conference

Buck MulliganMay 13, 2026

Rory McIlroy startled the media by calmly removing a toenail during a PGA Championship press conference, signaling a dramatic new approach to pre-tournament relaxation.

Man Accused of Attempting to Assassinate Trump Pleads Not Guilty, Claims ‘Was Merely Trying to Shoot Down a Fly’

Buck MulliganMay 12, 2026

Cole Tomas Allen, accused of attempting to assassinate Donald Trump at a gala event, pleaded not guilty, with his defense claiming he was merely trying to shoot a fly.

Reform UK Councillor Resigns After Party Reminded That ‘Unfiltered Facebook Account’ Not Actual Party Platform

Buck MulliganMay 12, 2026

A newly elected Reform UK councillor resigned after offensive social media posts surfaced, forcing the party to reconsider its candidate vetting process.

Trump Demands NFL Return to ‘Traditional American Values,’ Like Free Game Streaming and Commercials for Viagra

Buck MulliganMay 11, 2026

Donald Trump criticizes NFL streaming costs and calls for a congressional probe, promising to restore affordable football viewing for American fans.

‘Devil Wears Prada 2’ Triumphs at Box Office, Confirming Americans Fear Fashion Editors More Than Literal Murder-Fighters

Buck MulliganMay 11, 2026

‘Devil Wears Prada 2’ outperformed ‘Mortal Kombat II’ at the box office, suggesting moviegoers find fashion editors scarier than martial arts death matches.

Google Fitbit Air Preorders Now Include Exciting Possibility of Owning Two Unworn Fitness Bands

Buck MulliganMay 9, 2026

Google's Fitbit Air preorders now come with a complimentary second band, offering consumers an unprecedented opportunity to own an additional band they'll never wear.

Trump Admits He Can’t Stand Republicans Who Refuse to Abolish Everything Except Himself

Buck MulliganMay 6, 2026

Donald Trump expresses strong dislike for Senate Republicans who refuse to abolish the filibuster and any other rule or person standing in the way of his policy agenda.

Secret Service Agent Accidentally Protects His Own Dignity in Public, Placed on Leave for Premature Exposure

Buck MulliganMay 6, 2026

A Secret Service agent was placed on administrative leave after allegedly exposing himself and fondling in public while off duty at a Miami hotel.

Nation’s Guilt Over Never Calling Mom Officially Outsourced to Digital Photo Frame on Sale for $30 Off

Buck MulliganMay 3, 2026

The newly discounted Aura Aspen digital photo frame allows Americans to outsource all signs of filial affection to an LCD display, freeing families from burdensome communication this Mother’s Day.

Trump Phone Passes Obscure Certification, Now Officially Recognized By Two Guys In A Basement And A Fax Machine

Buck MulliganMay 2, 2026

The Trump Mobile T1 Phone passed an obscure mobile certification, bringing it one step closer to theoretical release.

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