• Economy

Global Oil Markets Teeter As World Faces Unthinkable Prospect Of Cutting Back On Driving Giant SUVs For Fun

Buck MulliganMay 25, 2026

Oil prices approach record highs after Strait of Hormuz closure, prompting fears of an unprecedented global shift toward walking, carpooling, and other society-threatening alternatives.

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• Politics

Republican Hawks Horrified Trump Might End War They Were Just Starting to Enjoy

Buck MulliganMay 25, 2026

Republican hawks voice alarm as Trump’s potential Iran peace deal threatens to abruptly end a conflict policymakers were just beginning to enjoy.

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• Entertainment

Americans Now Required to Pass Pop Culture Quiz Before Leaving Home, Failing Results in Immediate Nick Lachey Lecture

Buck MulliganMay 24, 2026

Americans must now pass a weekly pop culture quiz to leave their homes, or face corrective lectures from Nick Lachey.

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• Economy

ATO Reminds 97-Year-Old Grieving Widow ‘Death Is No Excuse’ For Lax Tax Compliance

Buck MulliganMay 21, 2026

A 97-year-old Brisbane woman was fined $1,650 by the ATO for not prioritising her tax obligations shortly after her husband's death, prompting criticism and an eventual apology from the tax office.

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• Entertainment

Soul Sutra Unveils 12-Film Gujarati Megaverse at Cannes, Promises More Films Than Actual Villages in Gujarat

Buck MulliganMay 18, 2026

Soul Sutra shocks Cannes by announcing an unprecedented 12-film Gujarati slate and ambitious plans for global cultural domination through devotional drama megafranchises.

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• Entertainment

New Pop Culture Quiz Successfully Identifies 87% Of Americans As Unfit For Modern Society

Buck MulliganMay 17, 2026

A new national pop culture quiz reveals most Americans lack the celebrity knowledge considered essential for functioning in modern society.

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• Politics

Trump Mobile Proudly Unveils Phone Featuring 16-Stripes American Flag, Declares ‘1776 Is Just a Number’

Buck MulliganMay 16, 2026

Trump Mobile’s new phone features an American flag with the wrong number of stripes, sparking debate over its grasp of US history and patriotism.

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• Entertainment

Dua Lipa Announces ‘Live From Mexico’ Album, Vows to Perform in Every Country Before 2030 to Claim Globally Sourced Air Rights

Buck MulliganMay 15, 2026

Dua Lipa announces a live album and concert film recorded in Mexico City, unveiling plans to perform in every country by 2030.

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• Politics

Beijing Restaurants Bracing for Trump Visit: ‘Noodle Diplomacy’ Replaced with ‘Takeout Tactics’

Buck MulliganMay 14, 2026

Beijing businesses and officials brace for Donald Trump's visit with tightened security and minimal enthusiasm, replacing past 'noodle diplomacy' with cautious indifference.

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• Sport

Rory McIlroy Achieves Peak PGA Calm by Publicly Removing Toenail, Enters ‘Zen State’ During Press Conference

Buck MulliganMay 13, 2026

Rory McIlroy startled the media by calmly removing a toenail during a PGA Championship press conference, signaling a dramatic new approach to pre-tournament relaxation.

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