• Economy

Former Malaysian PM Najib Razak Awarded ‘Buy 15 Years, Get 6 Free’ Prison Sentence in Nation’s Longest Running Loyalty Program

Buck MulliganDecember 28, 2025

Former Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak receives an additional 15-year prison sentence for his role in the 1MDB scandal, substantially increasing his previous term.

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• Entertainment

Amazon Prime Video Announces 2025 Slate, Including Six More ‘Reacher’ Spin-Offs and a Show About Watching Prime Delivery Drivers Work

Buck MulliganDecember 28, 2025

Amazon Prime Video unveils its 2025 lineup, featuring a record number of ‘Reacher’ spin-offs and innovative new series like ‘Prime Delivery Live!’ streaming real-time footage of delivery drivers.

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• Sport

FIFA Assures World ‘Pride Match’ Decision Will Be Made After Consulting Oracle Octopus Paul’s Remains

Buck MulliganDecember 27, 2025

FIFA delays its decision on allowing a World Cup Pride Match, citing the need for supernatural consultation and cultural sensitivity, while ignoring organizers' repeated attempts at contact.

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• Politics

Briton Facing Deportation For Fighting Disinformation Accused Of Illegally Smuggling Facts Into United States

Buck MulliganDecember 26, 2025

British anti-disinformation campaigner Imran Ahmed launches a legal challenge against the Trump administration after facing deportation for allegedly bringing unauthorized facts into the United States.

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• Politics

Honduras Election Finally Declared After Officials Finish Month-Long Game Of ‘Who Can Lose The Most Ballots’

Buck MulliganDecember 26, 2025

Trump-backed Nasry Asfura was declared president of Honduras after a delayed and controversy-filled vote count finally concluded.

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• Sport

NFL Announces ‘Bring Your Own Quarterback’ Policy for Christmas Day Games After Mass QB Exodus

Buck MulliganDecember 26, 2025

After a rash of quarterback injuries, the NFL announces that teams must select Christmas Day starting QBs from fans and bystanders, transforming the games into a BYOQB event.

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• Economy

Israel Surpasses 69 Settlements in West Bank, Wins Free Falafel For Life and Set of Steak Knives

Buck MulliganDecember 25, 2025

Israel approved 19 new Jewish settlements in the occupied West Bank, bringing the total to a record 69 in recent years as part of its ongoing settlement expansion.

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• Sport

Lucasfilm Announces ‘Rogue One’ Script Finally Locked, Eight Years After Film’s Release

Buck MulliganDecember 24, 2025

Lucasfilm finally completes the official 'Rogue One' script eight years after the film's release, following revelations that the original script was never finished during production.

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• Sport

Rugby League Celebrates Tradition of Disbanding, Rebranding, and Hoping No One Notices

Buck MulliganDecember 23, 2025

The Rugby Football League has granted Championship status to a newly created Salford rugby club, just weeks after dissolving the old team.

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• Economy

Rachel Reeves Announces Spring Statement on 3rd March to Give UK Economy Chance to Panic Early This Year

Buck MulliganDecember 23, 2025

Chancellor Rachel Reeves has scheduled the spring statement for 3rd March, aiming to provide Britons with advance notice of when to start panicking about the economy.

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