• Politics

US Ambassador Insists ‘No War in Venezuela’ as He Accidentally Steps Over Camouflaged Tank in Courtroom

Chester P. NonsenseJanuary 6, 2026

The US denies any war in Venezuela despite military actions and the capture of Nicolás Maduro, claiming to focus on 'freedom' and economic opportunities.

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• Economy

Britons Celebrate Holiday Cheer By Taking Out Personal Loans To Afford Tinsel, Debt Collectors Dressed As Elves

Chester P. NonsenseJanuary 6, 2026

UK households borrowed an additional £2.1bn in consumer credit in November, marking the fastest annual increase in nearly two years amid rising holiday spending.

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• Politics

Trump Appoints ExxonMobil Board to ‘Guide’ Venezuela After Capturing Maduro, Offers ‘Welcome Basket’ of Freedom Fries

Chester P. NonsenseJanuary 4, 2026

The U.S. captures Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro in a military operation, appoints ExxonMobil executives to oversee the country's transition, and promises to restore order through fast food and oil.

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• Technology

Nation Grateful To Save $700 On Robot Vacuum, Spend It On Therapy After X50 Ultra Announcement

Chester P. NonsenseJanuary 2, 2026

Americans celebrate saving $700 on a robot vacuum, only to immediately regret their purchase upon learning a newer, better version is already out.

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• Entertainment

Startup Battlefield Finalists Promise To Revolutionize Media Consumption With Apps That Make You Watch TV By Blinking And Yelling ‘Play!’

Chester P. NonsenseJanuary 2, 2026

Six entertainment startups at Disrupt Startup Battlefield announced products like AI-generated podcasts about your daily life and apps that make users shout at their TVs to watch shows.

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• Politics

Marjorie Taylor Greene Shocked to Learn Trump Not Actually Blue-Collar Plumber From Akron

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 30, 2025

Outgoing Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene admits in an interview that she was surprised to learn Donald Trump is not, in fact, a working-class everyman.

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• Sport

Tennis World Divided As ‘Battle of the Sexes’ Rematch Decides Once and For All Who’s Allowed to Complain About the Ball Toss

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 29, 2025

Aryna Sabalenka and Nick Kyrgios face off in Dubai to determine, once and for all, which gender can claim ultimate authority over tennis-related complaints.

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• Politics

Americans Stunned to Learn Turning Up Thermostat Does Not Defeat Climate Change

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 27, 2025

A majority of Americans now believe climate change is causing higher living costs, despite political claims that the crisis is exaggerated.

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• Entertainment

Amazon Prime Video Releases Revolutionary New Series ‘Buffering: The Show’ — Entire Season Consists of Loading Screens

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 27, 2025

Amazon Prime Video debuts 'Buffering: The Show,' a series comprised solely of endless loading screens, to critical confusion and record merchandise sales.

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• Entertainment

Netflix Announces 2025 Slate Led by K-Pop Exorcists, Hot Dog Smackdowns, and 17 Reboots of ‘The Office’

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 25, 2025

Netflix reveals its 2025 streaming lineup featuring demon-hunting K-pop stars, hot dog wrestling matches, and a record number of 'The Office' reboots.

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