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Trump Threatens to Invade Venezuela Unless Maduro Surrenders All Oil And One (1) Golden Statue Of Himself

Gloria HyperboleDecember 23, 2025

Trump refuses to rule out war with Venezuela unless President Maduro hands over oil supplies and a custom golden statue, citing national interest and interior decorating needs.

Israel Celebrates Groundbreaking Achievement: 69th West Bank Settlement Unlocks Free Toppings at International Occupation Buffet

Gloria HyperboleDecember 22, 2025

Israel approved 19 new Jewish settlements in the occupied West Bank, reaching a total of 69 in recent years amid ongoing construction expansion.

Trump Explains Attacks on Judge’s Family: ‘If I Can’t Run the Trial, I’ll Run the Roast’

Gloria HyperboleDecember 22, 2025

After his arraignment, Donald Trump targets the judge and his family in a Mar-a-Lago speech as part of a newly-adopted strategy merging courtroom tactics with stand-up comedy.

South African Men Shocked to Discover Bodyguard Gig in Russia Actually Full-Time War, No Dental Plan

Gloria HyperboleDecember 21, 2025

Seventeen South African men who believed they were attending a bodyguard training course in Russia were instead sent to fight in Ukraine, prompting diplomatic efforts to secure their return.

Dollar General Agrees to $15M Settlement, Will Now Only Overcharge Shoppers Emotionally

Gloria HyperboleDecember 21, 2025

Dollar General will pay $15 million to settle claims that it charged customers more than the shelf prices, with all U.S. shoppers potentially eligible for repayments.

EU Announces $105 Billion Ukraine Loan, Assures Public ‘Your Taxes Might Only Increase a Little Bit, Maybe a Lot’

Gloria HyperboleDecember 20, 2025

The European Union agreed to lend Ukraine $105 billion after abandoning its plan to fund aid with frozen Russian assets.

Global RAM Shortage Forces Tech Companies to Run AI on Napkins, Stray Thoughts Until 2027

Gloria HyperboleDecember 19, 2025

Micron warns that global memory shortages will persist until 2027, forcing major AI companies and consumers to adopt bizarre, desperate alternatives in the absence of RAM.

Garmin Unveils New Watch That Can Track Your Steps, Heart Rate, and Slowly Erode All Joy From Your Life

Gloria HyperboleDecember 18, 2025

Garmin's new smartwatch, the Forerunner Existential 970, offers advanced fitness tracking, existential reminders, and most positive features locked behind a paywall.

Desperate College Football Coach Demands Trump Oversee NIL Deals, Suggests ‘Presidential Comb-Over Clause’ for All Contracts

Gloria HyperboleDecember 17, 2025

Former LSU coach Ed Orgeron calls for Donald Trump to step in and regulate college football's NIL deals, drawing support from NCAA officials and athletes hoping for lucrative presidential endorsements.

Trump Explains Attacks on Judge’s Family: ‘I Was Just Trying to Earn Extra Felony Charges, Folks’

Gloria HyperboleDecember 16, 2025

Donald Trump explains his attacks on a judge and the judge's family as an intentional tactic to accumulate more felony charges, according to sources.

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