• Sport

Experts Confirm Bryson DeChambeau Could Easily Run For Office, Filibuster Hole 18 For Three Days Straight

Larry LiteralistMay 14, 2026

Former PGA champion Rich Beem publicly compared Bryson DeChambeau to a politician, sparking debate over DeChambeau's dramatic persona and lengthy explanations.

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• Economy

2026 Budget Promises 1 Million New Houses, Provided None Are Used, Lived In, or Taxed

Larry LiteralistMay 13, 2026

Treasurer Jim Chalmers reveals a 2026 budget plan to build one million new homes, with strict rules banning occupancy and taxation to ensure maximum affordability.

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• Politics

Trump Posts 57 Times in 3 Hours, Demands Nobel Prize for ‘Most Productive President on Social Media’

Larry LiteralistMay 13, 2026

President Trump launched a late-night social media spree, posting 57 times in three hours and demanding recognition for his productivity amid ongoing tensions with Iran.

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• Entertainment

Texas Sues Netflix For Betraying Sacred Oath of No Ads, Demands Streaming Service Confess Sins on VHS Tape

Larry LiteralistMay 12, 2026

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton filed a lawsuit against Netflix for allegedly breaking its promise to remain ad-free and sharing user data with advertisers.

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• Politics

Trump-Affiliated Pool Company Awarded $6.9 Million to Paint DC Reflecting Pool ‘Patriotic Blue’; Lincoln Memorial Next in Line for Custom Landscaping Rocks

Larry LiteralistMay 10, 2026

A Trump-linked pool company with no federal experience has been awarded a $6.9 million no-bid contract to paint the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool bright blue, raising questions about procurement practices and monument aesthetics.

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• Politics

Next Generation of Nonexistent Phones Announced, Leaving Trump Phone in the Dust of Vaporware History

Larry LiteralistMay 9, 2026

Robot vacuum maker Dreame has upstaged Trump Mobile by announcing 29 new smartphones that are even less likely to exist, escalating the competition in the growing field of hypothetical mobile devices.

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• Economy

West Bank Family Sets World Record for Most Consecutive Generations Asked ‘Have You Tried Just Moving?’

Larry LiteralistMay 9, 2026

The Masallam family continues to resist pressure to leave their ancestral home in the West Bank, reportedly setting a world record for generational persistence.

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• Politics

FCC Threatens To Replace ‘The View’ With 24/7 Footage Of Trump Playing Golf Unless Joy Behar Apologizes

Larry LiteralistMay 9, 2026

ABC accuses the Trump-controlled FCC of threatening to replace 'The View' with Trump golf footage in retaliation for political criticism.

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• Technology

Musk v. Altman Courtroom Descends Into Bizarre Game of Billionaire ‘AI Monopoly’

Larry LiteralistMay 6, 2026

Elon Musk and Sam Altman’s court battle over OpenAI spiraled into a chaotic spectacle marked by tech rivalry, eccentric testimony, and the occasional attempt to buy the courthouse with cryptocurrency.

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• Entertainment

Kid Cudi Fires M.I.A. After Discovering Fans Were There to Escape Politics, Not Hear Slightly Different Politics

Larry LiteralistMay 5, 2026

Kid Cudi removed M.I.A. from his concert tour after she delivered a lengthy political rant that left fans baffled and longing for apolitical existential despair.

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